you either [nonsense] or GET OUT of here

BECOME A TOP(PER)

Are we alone? Let’s find out.

In Australia, they call it Gaytime. In America, we call it Ben and Jerry.

It’s hard to have a gay time on your own!

If you have jelly ass, eventually it’s going to drop.

Now, I know it’s the happiest place on earth, but for who?

She’s got a skill called Shock Value 100.

yes ! my bra is you !!

when when the the when the

Hemalographs of hemalographs, hemalography… hemalograph… what’s next

hai, halo CV

sorry may I pass away

The vibes are (not) vibing.

miaou ! miaou ! miaou !

traumasopian equality

lorsque notre classe est organisée par

🥥 It’s moroning in America.

[luar nalar] yang penuh ✨ arti dan joyful ✨ (meaningful)

plastik kitten

hide your thigh highs under your soldier uniform

You can if you consider them sheets.

mengabaikan yang namanya “nasionalisme”

live, laugh, lawsuit

DO NOT RECOMMEND

Let’s do the math, genius.

What exactly do you want?

And if you think today is elevated, wait until you see me on a Monday… oh wait, that’s literally my name. (It is a Sunday today.)

If I roll my eyes, you win; if I nod politely, you also win.

If you’re trying to insult me, at least make it spicy.

“Follow me… for the rest.”

The rest of what? Wisdom? Trauma? A disappointing PowerPoint presentation??? Because if I follow you and it just leads to a half-eaten granola bar and an awkward silence, I’m asking for a refund.

will you be mine?
i’m okay

Dorp Protection

Lips Locked, SUN Blocked !

anyone got spare lettuce?

3001 ducats

there is nothing here

Every moment is a moment of nothingness, every feeling is a feeling of emptiness.

If that happens, don’t be scared

if your screenshots of the Eiffel Tower use the tower’s original ratio, add more width to them :)

もしもし

i have no tolerance for your intolerance

whudneio

Some Pulp

Some Pulp

Lots of Pulp

If you can’t make your own threats, store-bought is fine.

Infinityd left

We use the UK form “factorise” here in place of the US variants “factorize” or “factor” in order to avoid the 40% tariff on the US term.

just remember: if you’re fat, you’re harder to kidnap

NB = non-binary nasi bakar

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