我赌你的猫里没有子弹
I bet there’s no bullet in your cat

metititi
HUEHCUH HUEHUE

After updating my client, the nonsense addition experience is much faster than ever! Even the fan inside my laptop spins much slower. I thank the devs for optimizing my workflow. Thank you once again!

This nonsense is considered makesense. Session terminated.

Somewhere on the spectrum. Which spectrum? Probably most of them.

Poivre & Carotte (Traduction approximative)

wesh

di di di di da ding da da da da ding da ding da ding da da ding da da da da ding

please write this nonsense entry for me :3

For ten perfect minutes, life was almost bearable.

I wish my doppelgänger to be neurotypical and to lead a boring, conventional life.

botanical warfare: the beginning

MY GOVERNMENT DOES NOT REPRESENT ME

Nonsensers should ensure the reason for their entries be as vague as permissible

We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber REDACTED.

desperately trying to reassert dominance over pieces of silicone that had emotionally defeated them in under sixty seconds

The very first rubber REDACTED to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.

The full authoritarian cosplay kit: helmets, batons, armor, gas masks, and high-vis jackets

This is not covered in any mindfulness app. This is not a scenario your therapist prepares you for. This is the kind of inconvenience that feels personally targeted by God.

For ten perfect minutes, life was almost normal.

Then we walked outside and discovered my SUV had been towed.

like a newborn baby destined to grow up and ruin someone’s career

I’m going to hand out big REDACTEDs to little-REDACTED REDACTED agents.

We were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world’s dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny anarchists.

Mm buah naga
Mm tenya iida
Mm tsukishima
Mm orang tinggi
Mm nerds
Mm glasses
Apacoba

life? just a phase

One fish two fish red shift blue shift

the (wadadadtardtingteawaeau)

AI*-assisted nonsense entry

* Absurd Intelligence

Nonsense is not neutral (And neither are we)

We challenge all that we consider toxic
We use our privilege for good

okay well we could figure it out when we cross that bridge

losing all my innocence in the backseat

un-touched X-O

GET TREBUCHET

Duplicate the same item 7 times with a 3d printer

i werify

big ass dope as fuck lava lamp

Antelope 97

Pizza hut/bathtub

entourage de l’embouteillage

WII ARE U

“Subject: Offer to Purchase The Nontrinsic project”

😂

I hear all BSH induction cooktops have Wi-Fi these days

This entry has come to an end.

jeez im eepy

How much can a PostgreSQL database take?

2021: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2022: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2023: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2024: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2025: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

2026: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.

Much innovation. Very business.

WE WILL MELT YOUR FACE

nyaaaaaaa

Scheduled pregnancy in progress

• who ate all the lines bruv
• they’re all collapsed