What’s today’s task?

I’m inside your balls

reder fogor about nonsenses second time :RzPensive: - Number1#4325 2022, 23rd april

It is not a game. It is a lie.

Have you got your nonsense yet?

Why are you giving me the nutrition information for a duck?!

what is going on?

Sure, it takes a fair bit of time to assemble Super Moist Giant Oreo Cake Recipe and costs a pretty penny, but it’s big enough to feed 20 people and tastes so good that all eyes will be on you as soon as you serve it.

Accept it or else i will Aidn39e8dg3h you

hopefully Markdown is enough

what a shame with the 2000 character limit on Discord

that is a lot of text

The fact that a computer generating relative nonsense can make something more edible than 5-Minute Crafts speaks volumes.

One day, a cake walked into a bar, the bartender said “What’s the occasion?”
“Oh, just wanted to come in for a drink”, replied the cake. The cake looked really sad.

NB: members must have two-factor auth.

You know the pause you take when you’re trying to remember which app you speak to [insert name] on? 😶‍🌫️

EVERYTHING IS CHROME

blue chrome = chromium
orange chrome = brave
red chrome = vivaldi
round chrome = opera
microsoft chrome = edge

There’s many browsers, like google chrome, blue chrome, orange chrome, red chrome, round chrome, microsoft chrome, and firefox.

someone help im seeing a vhs horror in real life - Number1#4325 2022, 23rd april, 2:00 am (UTC+3)

Bro, I just hit a high note during a heart attack.

what does it even say i don’t speak whatever language is that

🎵 Please tell me you want for my seaweed 🎵

X-TRAAA

Wash with water…?

I’mma count ‘em
1, 2, 6… What?

Did you know that cats are plants?

“With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?”
“Apple”

Some nonsense might be questionable, but that’s just because it is indeed nonsense. In that case, don’t think about it.

You have been off the route for 237 meters.

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🙄🤒🥱🤐😬

Just like
!

Getting wet is fine, water will evaporate after a while — unless you are completely soaked, then you will need heat.

Continue for 69 kilometers.

I’ll ask someone.

Just keep it as it is, it doesn’t matter.

Imaging going to some place to get yourself some sort of accident.

ㄴㅇㄴ

watermelon sumo

and the bass kept running running and running running and running running and running running and running running and running running and

Imagine getting your message pinned cuz you said this

Don’t care. Don’t care. Outside. Outside. Don’t care.

Why do you want nonsense Visitor?

Did you know what you have signed up for?!

how can a freaking water bottle can’t be opened even though the ring is rotatable

Count what you have now — don’t count what you don’t have.

A healthy outside starts from the inside.

It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down (activating, activating, activating). Release seat belt, leave them under seat, put them on, leave everything, come this way. Stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, release seat belts. Release seat belts. Uh, leave everything, come this way. Invite fast. Jump, hold on to slide, release seat belts, leave everything, come this way, inflate the vest, jump, hold on to slide, release—

STAY BACK!!!! COME THIS WAAAAAYYYY