I have 3 drugs i like the 3rd we have a conversation right now.

- :)

i think i have exceeded my daily dose of nonsense

Cow is saying the truth

This is just a fellow language.

My secret is that I am not a kebab.

$$$$$🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
#MMOOONNNNEEYYYYYYYYYYY

Fuck slurs.

You want your privecy? I have one. But I will not give it to you. I’m evil. I’m the evil man.

why does he point with a fingie if there is already a giant red arrow

ANDROID RESET ON A SONG AND A SONG AND A SONG AND A SONG

I think that *******************.

I’m the John Earth, the creator of Earth.

It only needs European Union

c.

Traceback (most recent call last):
File “<string>”, line 1, in <module>
hi
NameError: name ‘FREEDOM’ is not defined

The coke is ready!

guh ??? who is purring in my dms right now

universe likes to opposite actually so thats why you read nonsense instead of makesense right now

“i need to be stimulated” is crazy 💀

Zen is NOT your default browser. Horrible choice.

Zen is your default browser. Good choice.

Nonsense again. But this time experimenting with ████████████.

The result:

Don’t repeat this. Failed REDACTED. Failed experiment. Let me be the one who try this fool experiment.

Large Minecraft Model

I Hate the MarkDowns!!!!
please do not interrupt me when i’m blinking.

• Hi!

Argbl
(4x fast)

A ringng bl
(2x fast)

A riingiiiinngggg beeelllllll
(slowed+reverb)

A Great Language is Arriving!
Expect Weather.

I’m a semi-successful bread.

The Crab is Now 2000 Meters Long.

oke kita simpan dulu entrinya

Donations are very slow. Donations have stopped. Donations have stopped. What’s happening? Is the link broken, or have the donors disappeared? My little ones still need you.

One Day One Hundred

muttaqien

SAY IT EXPLICITLY

AUTIS DAN HIPERAKTIF

Damn it! Leaking again.

favshots 26

Corsica bandit express
Dublin swim race
Chief white eagle plane
Torpedo tractor
Luna park waving floor crash cars

i should tell anya i love her

idevice Coin - the next generation of decentralized finance or whatever.

does this to Visitor

In case this is your first time on the internet, this is a joke.

TECHNICAL

The Nonsense Whitepaper

Peer-reviewed by at least two people on Discord.

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Roadmap milestones are aspirational targets and not contractual obligations. All milestones prior to Q2 2026 are subject to change. The Q2 2026 “Rugpull” milestone is the only milestone the team considers non-negotiable. In the event that the founder cannot be reached, investors should assume the project has concluded successfully (for the founder). The idevice Coin team (currently one person) reserves the right to go offline without notice, effective immediately upon completion of the final milestone.

Our aggressive timeline for becoming the dominant force in both crypto and iOS security.

Q1 2026 - Done ✓
Came Up With The Idea
Realized iOS RE was too hard. Pivoted to crypto. Made this website in 20 minutes. Listed price as $0.000067 for obvious reasons.

Q2 2026
Token Launch & Exchange Listings
List on a major DEX. Possibly also a centralized exchange if they’ll have us. Acquire first 1,337 holders organically. Moon confirmed.

Q3 2026
Proof of Protocol Mainnet
Launch our custom blockchain where validators must reverse engineer and document an undocumented Apple device protocol to mine blocks. Protocol researchers will become our miners. Genius.

Q4 2026
idevice Coin App on App Store
Submit to App Store. Get rejected 17 times. Submit again with different bundle ID. Eventually get accepted. Apple takes 30% of our fees, which is actually fine because we’re used to fighting Apple.

Q2 2026 FINAL MILESTONE
Rugpull
Drain liquidity pool. Delete Twitter. Disable website. Board flight. Do not look back. Resume iOS protocol RE from undisclosed location with significantly more money.

Initial AI (absurd intelligence) slop

Token allocation percentages are approximate and subject to change at founder’s discretion. “Community” allocation does not imply any governance rights, profit-sharing, dividends, equity, or claim of any kind. Holding iDVC tokens entitles you to: (1) the tokens themselves, which may be worthless, (2) the right to post about it on Twitter. The “Liquidity” allocation exists in theory. The founder acknowledges that removing liquidity is technically possible and declines to make any promises about whether this will happen.

Founder vesting schedule: None. Tokens go directly to founder wallet at launch.
Liquidity lock duration: 0 days (unlocked)
Founder sell restriction: None. Founder may sell at any time including T+0.
Exit clauses: Founder may exit the project at any time for any reason, including “felt like it.”
DAO governance: Planned. Founder retains 1 vote per token, totaling 40% of all votes.
Smart contract audit: Pending. Auditor has not been hired. Budget: $0

Where does the money go?

40%
Founder Wallet
(me, jackson)

1%
Community
you guys

20%
Marketing
twitter shills

20%
Development
buying a Nintendo Switch 2

9%
Liquidity
or something