If I type from my phone using my mouse… wait

looking at a traffic jam and thinking… wtf happened for the traffic jam to be here in first place?
when you drive past the traffic jam there is literally nothing that could have caused a traffic jam in first place
its like so annoying… i can’t just drive 120 km/h in peace.. instead i have to be stuck in this FUCKING TRAFFIC JAM!!! IM IN NEED FOR SPEED 😠

how does 0 == “0” make true 😭

For ethical testing and research purposes only. Users responsible for compliance with local laws.

What if the local laws are irrelevant in this case?

Kill. Them. All.

there no logic way to defined Restaurant

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im bing chilling were bing chilling

IPO means “innovative profitable orphanage”

Thanks for the aneurysm I got trying to understand your nonsense

Zeffy is 100% free, we even cover credit card fees

WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT. What if… what if I’m supposed to CHEAT?

I’m actually kinda not famous.

u’re the schizophrenic in
I’m mentally and physically healthy
who says?
no I am, I can ask my secretary for that
since the dinosaurs began roaming earth
If eating is ur power, then what are u without it? Define restaurant
aww shucks js this night pls
the roleplay of doom and despair

Time to chilli

this is literally me, Visitor

Unfortunately I ran out of money for the year, mousepad debt you know

waow

trailinG casE

If you nonsense starts with an uppercase letter it was definitely written on a phone, if it starts with a lowercase letter it was definitely written on a computer

Smoking… Literal grass

0 is the way

Ide Berjualan di Sekolah

Di mulai tanggal 7-11 Oktober 2019.

Di Mana Berjualanya?

Aku berjualan di…

• Kelas
• Kantin Sekolah
• Ruang Guru

Hari Pertama (7 Oktober 2019)

• Jual 30 Jagung Manis Mentah
• Harga Dasar: Rp 5.000,-/kg (isi 3-4 jagung)
• Terjual 22 Jagung Manis Mentah, Sisa 8 Jagung
• Rincian:
  • Beli 1 Jagung: 2 Orang → 2 × @ Rp 2.500,- = Rp 5.000,-
  • Beli 2 Jagung: 4 Orang → 4 × @ Rp2.500,- = Rp 20.000,-
  • Beli 3 Jagung: 4 Orang → 4 × @ Rp 6.000,- = Rp 24.000,-
• Catatan:
  • Beli 1 Jagung = Rp 2.500,-
  • Beli 3 Jagung = Rp 6.000,-
  • Keuntungan: Rp 49.000,-
  • Harga Dasar Jagung Manis Mentah (30): Rp 40.000,-

Hari Ke-dua (8 Oktober 2019)

• Jual 8 Jagung Rebus (Sisa Jagung dari Hari Pertama)
• Harga 1 Jagung Rebus: @ Rp 3.000,-
• Terjual 4 Jagung: 4 × @ Rp 3.000,- = Rp 12.000,-
• Keuntungan Bersih: Rp 12.000,-
• Catatan: 4 Jagung Tidak Laku

Hari Ke-tiga (9 Oktober 2019)

• 35 Kripik Jagung
• Harga Dasar: @ Rp 2.000,-/bungkus
• Terjual 35 Bungkus: 35 × @ Rp 2.000,- = Rp 70.000,-

Hari Ke-empat (10 Oktober 2019)

• Jual 11 Kripik Jagung di Kantin Sekolah: 11 × @ Rp 1.800,- = Rp 19.800,-
• Jual 20 Kripik Jagung di Kelas: 20 × @ Rp 2.000,- = Rp 40.000,-
• Keuntungan: Rp 19.800,- + Rp 40.000,- = Rp 59.800,-

Hari Ke-lima (11 Oktober 2019)

• Jual 20 Kripik Jagung di Kelas: 20 × @ Rp 2.000,- = Rp 40.000,-
• Jual 20 Kripik Jagung di Kantin: 20 × @ Rp 1.800,- = Rp 36.000,-
• Keuntungan: Rp 40.000,- + Rp 36.000,- = Rp 86.000,-

Jurnal

Jadi keuntungannya adalah Rp 186.800,-.

REDACTED

REDACTED adalah website yang aku buat untuk berjualan online.

https://REDACTED

Oh iya, juga ada lho yang versi aplikasinya! Cari “REDACTED Mobile”
di Google Play Store.

Produk-Produk di REDACTED

🔽

REDACTED Paket A

• Harga: Rp 80.000,-
• Isi Dalam Paket:
  • Bibit Kangkung
  • Bibit Selada
  • Bibit Sawi Hijau
  • Pupuk REDACTED
  • Pupuk ███████████

REDACTED Paket B

• Harga: Rp 75.000,-
• Isi Dalam Paket:
  • Bibit Cabe Rawit
  • Bibit Jagung
  • Bibit Terong
  • Pupuk REDACTED
  • Pupuk ██████████

TERIMA KASIH

Welcome to Bloxburg in a Nutshell

Some tips to make yourself not stressed in Welcome to Bloxburg are…

• Say “No” to ”Pls donate me”, “Abc for a kid”, “Can I stay here”, …

If you try to do all of the three things I mentioned, most people just simply rejected you. Some people take action for, and etc.

• Move to a different server or a private server

If you’re tired of people begging you to donate, or something like that, it’s the perfect idea to move to a different server. Some servers are filled with rude people, some servers are filled with kind people, or if you want to have peace in Welcome to Bloxburg just move to a private server (Join REDACTED’s server!)

• Work for money, not beg for money!

Most people will just take the shortcut of getting money—through begging. As I explain earlier, just say “no” for that money begger! If you want money, JUST WORK AS A DELIVERY PIZZA AND MAKE SOME MONEY!!! slaps (that’s just a reference in KYOOT’s video, lol.)

• Get dat streak!

You may heard of this one, it’s a bit tricky of getting the money day by day. If you reached to the 7, 14, or 30 days streak, you’ll be awarded with a trophy and large amounts of money! It may take days to get it but it’s worth it.

That’s all I’ve got in this “Welcome to Bloxburg in a Nutshell” tips that’ll make you less stressed out in Welcome to Bloxburg.

I do feel free to some extent because mindsets are just mindsets: they’re something that you have to apply somehow.

It’s like an instant relief.

[…] I were to go to that place, I simply frame it as a “dream” because it happens early in the morning. If it ends at 12.00, 14.15, or even 16.00, they won't matter since if I were to sleep without any other commitments, I'd wake up at those hours anyway. No matter if the “dream” was a “good dream” or a “bad dream,” it's still a “dream” anyway.

I might have some good moments from those “dreams,” but I’ve pretty much distilled them that they are neutral enough for me. I might have physical things that are related to the “dreams,” but they’ve been effectively neutralized that they won’t matter that much.

To be fair, I have the right to discard them since we won’t own anything for that long anyway. Maybe it’s best to lock away the rest of the physical things away, being untouched. Or just turn them into something radically different that I would forget about their past.

It’s a long story, but for the time being: I will keep treating those “minor inconveniences” as “bad dreams” or “nightmares.”

Languages can work like “dreams,” since they pretty much distance things from myself.

Have you noticed that I intentionally avoid words and things that point out directly to what I’m talking about? Being indirect is akin to how a psychologist would analyze emotions, I assume.

Everyone is jeopardizing their “carbon emission goals”

What is “Flat fee $10”?

in English. what is my problem? (wondering how much is my carbon emission) what’s the action? the solution? (this project!)

It would be disrespectful to not say thank you, though you’re just a language model that is a chatbot. You answered my questions with helpful responses, but sometimes you don’t provide me the response that I was thinking about, but I guided you in the right direction. (but that wastes the water!)

We stand on the shoulders of giants

The whole thing cost about $1,100 in tokens.

The entire economics of makesense are dead, gone, over, kaput!

Is legal the same as legitimate?

Påskmust, it’s Julmust but yellow bottle

дрюк.

The args keep arriving.

Hi! I’m so friendly! I will not do anything bad except for mental torture!

NUTS ARE ******* ****!!!

Are you listening??? I bet you’re not. Sucker.

I’m so sorry i forgot The Entire Bee Movie Script…

ROM is now a fishman.

I forgot.

i like submitting completely out of context and insane things as nonsenses because the end user is not even going to know who exactly said that
that means i can say absolute craziest thing beyond human comprehension and i won’t be judged for it :3