Nominate for best nonsense of 2026

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⚠️ You are contributing too little nonsense!

rebellious nonsense!

stereotyping is at least better than monotyping

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can you even call yourself a nonsenser if you don’t REDACTED

i’m 2 inconvenieces away from trying nonsense

• you’re not saying anything that i am but not
• reality hit me too hard and now i can’t speak

there’s always a space to nonsense
there’s always a time to nonsense
there’s always a spacetime to nonsense

this is your reminder not to ingest a full gram of caffeine in a single sitting

a little too much caffeine for one person

have you ever run out of nonsense

apples aren’t real but they can hurt you

nonsense crashy ;(

Interrogative nonsense? Affirmative nonsense.

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Why ChatGPT gets your nonsense wrong

Trees, trees, trees. Why are there sO MANY FUCKING TREES????

Pain of an unemployed person:

• You wake up late, but still feel tired
• Every day feels the same
• You apply for jobs daily, no replies
• Money feels tight all the time
• You feel guilty even while resting
• Confidence slowly goes down
• You start doubting yourself
• Skills are there, opportunity is not
• Nights are full of overthinking
• You feel stuck and helpless
• You are trying, but no one sees it

Being unemployed is not laziness.
It’s mental pressure no one understands.

isn’t it ironicule…

so… i need to archive this

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I HAVE THEE HO
THEEE HO

oughkey i feel like dough

you shall receive revertoc++

bro my blood is crying
it ain’t even red anymore

construct evil clouds

bold for you to assume that I’ll have a REDACTED in the future

Go home makesense, you’re drunk…

click your heels

Just poke me.

Nonsense: Critical Thinking

trust fund but for nonsense

Localization team had a field day with it

Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers!

“We’ll guilt you into making art that we will then turn right around and shred into pulp, then charge you for wearing a ‘kick me’ sign while you do it” is a business model, that’s for sure.

Please use “train”.
The state of water below 0°C is banned in many filters, granted for unrelated reasons…

ONE (1) MINUTE TO CONTRIBUTE AS MUCH NONSENSE AS YOU CAN!

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“Pricing the Unknown”

go to recos

invest only if Expected Return ≥ Required Return

Jump in the speech
You for one, can you jump?

Nonsenser Profiling: Know Your Client

Here’s the secret: you can always submit a bogus Google Drive link that leads to a nonexistent document. If someone ever asks for the real thing (or not), now you know whether it was worth your time.

Right ear: Nonsense (Indonesian)
Left ear: Mozart (2x speed)

when you found a song that sounds the best at 1.2x speed but youtube only allows 1.25x 😢

Bro thought he saxophone 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

blud forgot to speak 🥀