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WRITING YAOI FANFICTION AT 3 IN THE MORNING (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)

BOOBIES MAKE ME

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Weaponised audio.

va pas tout charger, tout changer

You should definitely know the difference between a dust-ridden flu and a cold-ridden flu.

LCD, monsieur.

Why are you telling the truth?

UOPPEROER

Chinese is crazy. If I type “yi”, this is what I get:

依 伊 一 1️⃣ 衣 以 已 亿 易 亦 意 艺
宜 义 益 医 姨 移 怡 逸 翼 仪 乙 异
毅 忆 溢 疑 矣 壹 译 椅 遗 倚 咦 奕
议 夷 抑 颐 裔 役 谊 蚁 疫 弈 咿 薏
懿 驿 轶 邑 翊 贻 漪 彝 沂 屹 弋 噫

ATTENTION IDIOT MARKETING SALES IDIOTS:  There’s a 100% chance I’m skipping a 60-second ad.

Bonus: A nonsenser who submits exemplary entries may be designated “Nonsenser of the Quarter” by the Steward. This individual receives a compensatory database of redacted parts of nonsense entries.

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MINOR PERFORMANCE INCIDENTS (CONTENTIONS)

1. Uses Too Many Big Words [Contention]
Below is a word cloud of Visitor’s most frequently used words of the past quarter alone. It is recommended that Mr./Ms./Mrs. Visitor begin simplifying his/her language so as to achieve clearer comprehension from his/her peers.

Remember: if our workflow suffers, so does the world.

Nonsenser Resignation Request

Section 1: NONSENSER REQUEST

Nonsenser Name

Reason for resignation request (select one)


(select from Boredom, Despair, Anger, Fatigue, Loneliness, Guilt, Shame, Annoyance, Stress, Bitterness, Jealousy, or Fear)

Does the nonsenser feel certain this emotion cannot be corrected with regular nonsensing sessions?

(select from Yes/No)

I hereby request that my Person resign from his/her position of employment at REDACTED
SIGN HERE >

Section 2: PERSON RESPONSE

Use this space to provide a written response:

I hereby
(Approve/Deny) my Nonsenser’s resignation request.
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EXTREMELY UNABRIDGED EDITION

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FEATURING A GAMUT OF WORDS AND PHRASES FOR INCORPORATING INTO EVERYDAY CONVERSATION IN LIEU OF UNEXCEPTIONAL LINGO, DESIGNED TO ASSIST YOU IN PULLULATING YOUR VOCABULARY.

INCLUDES FAVORITES SUCH AS:

• DEVOUR FECULENCE
• VALEDICTION
• AGOG
• MONOSYLLABICALLY
• REMONSTRATION
• ERADICATE FROM YOUR ESSENCE CHILDISH FOLLY

< OVER 500,000 PHRASES >

“Never REDACTED from a rich life of language”

You don’t value me. You fear me.

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I post nonsense every day

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Main AI-content indicators

• Excessive use of facts
  AI-generated text tends to be overloaded with facts or data
• Overly formal tone
  AI-generated text can lack normal flow or sound stiff

Commonly used AI phrases

• In this article, [Author] explores…
• providing insights into
• experiences and prospects of this initiative

how do you make text even more authentic and natural if we’re going to have suspicion anyway

Just so I need it, as my heart a bit free then. You take off and I know where. Just one scent as put in. A few between the seasons. You left me without leaving. Take comfort, yeah, I’m stalling. I’ve been finished grieving. I know why you’ve been falling, for someone else or someone. I wanna talk to you, but there’s no one to say. I try to hide it, but it follows me, you see. No matter what I do, I want you as my main. I want you as my main.

SHOPPING is POWER

The only agency you have is your consumer decisions. Enjoy.

In most cases, the team should use caution when scanning printers, as the scan may cause a printer to print out random data and waste a great deal of paper.

❌ No excuses. Extend your Nonsense Streak with REDACTED.

Obsessions are the only things that matter. Nonsense is an obsession.

When you drink water from a cup, it becomes part of you. When water falls on you like rain, it evaporates a few minutes later.
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Similarly, nonsense can be consumed or dismissed. Is this nonsense nourishing? Is this nonsense something you should drink? Or is it more like getting caught in the rain?

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• Think 8 hours, work 2 hours.

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