Nonsenser Resignation Request

Section 1: NONSENSER REQUEST

Nonsenser Name

Reason for resignation request (select one)


(select from Boredom, Despair, Anger, Fatigue, Loneliness, Guilt, Shame, Annoyance, Stress, Bitterness, Jealousy, or Fear)

Does the nonsenser feel certain this emotion cannot be corrected with regular nonsensing sessions?

(select from Yes/No)

I hereby request that my Person resign from his/her position of employment at REDACTED
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Section 2: PERSON RESPONSE

Use this space to provide a written response:

I hereby
(Approve/Deny) my Nonsenser’s resignation request.
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