imagine if you send nonsense every day on, say, Mastodon

me when the

Today we’re going to unbox the vault in this bank

I am I IS AI I AI i Iam I Am AI, I am AI.

you can’t have a program without bugs. even something as simple as print("hello world") can trigger a hardware bug and then you have no clue what in the heck just happened

When the computer overheats, it freezes

🎵 diskoria 🎶

GitHub profits from the separation of families and the deaths of children.

⏯️ Clear data, delete files, CF

The first message in a DM can no longer be a sticker.

They probably don’t even put up numbers that high on the UHD series.

coin see dance

AI reduces errors, not biases.

Make the algorithm love you.

Let me dream my dreams!

Is there a segway detox camp that I can go to?

Bow chica bow wow.

Who doesn’t watch cars? Kids.

Did you mean: “HOW DO I DIAMOND BINBOWS UK DATES REGRET”

Did you mean: “HOW DO I DISABLE WINDOWS UPDATES REGRET”?

HGOW DO I DIADSSVALE WINDOWBS UYPKDATES NTRGET

As a gamer, I can confirm that I know the exact date the universe ends

Don’t play-play!!111

🥁 … 🪧 #️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣1️⃣6️⃣… 1️⃣0️⃣2️⃣ 🫵 5️⃣ … 🦯 2️⃣❗️

. = 1 s

🐦️ “ovovivipar”

Visitor is salting me

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

communist

Thank you so much!

how to pronounce three

what’s your discord client?

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“what kind of cat is that lol”

Remember, whenever you draw, and whatever you draw…

Draw Freely.

*new normal

of course, the pandemic!!!!11

why does wearing a mask is normal now even though you and others around may not be sick

Yay! My emojis aren’t black-and-white outlined icons anymore! 🎉

The rule of placing “an” before a vowel is actually to place “an” before a vowel sound.

When the letter H itself would be an H and not a H — unless, of course, you pronounce the letter as “haitch”, in which case it would be a H and not an H.

1,12371E+12

yeah I have no idea anymore what are these translations

[ … ] boing boing

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

Oi! You know how long I wait for you???????

Want to go Orchard walk walk see see or not?

So what I do was, I sit down and I ting ting ting, until I get answer lor.

I’m done counting the Lucas Numbers

2 1 3 4 7 11 18 29 47 76 123 199 322 521 843 1364 2207 3571 9349 15127 24476 39603 64079 103682 167761 271443 439204 710647 1149851 1860498 3010349 4870847 7881196 12752043

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“Are you a fan of Apple?”
“I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog”