“Don’t be evil” - Google

My uncle was arrested for being a fake png :(

When I look at her last picture, she is smiling so beautifully, just like she is sleeping peacefully. I think she is walking around in the wonderful heavenly paradise.

• It’s a human-to-duck translator.
• translator device quacks aggressively from the human
• the duck comes up 🦆

• So then, what’s killing 5 million people?
• Crazy. Temperatures!!! 🤪 (temperatures!! temperatures!!)

I accidentally swallowed a whole planet

My Vacuum Cleaner Suck 😭😭

Other animals: me wants food
Humans: Do chairs exist?

step 1: try to make 60 games at once
step 2: fail
step 3: recognise that it was a bad decision
step 4: touvch grass for a week?
step 5: try to make 200 games at once
step 6: go to step 2

Helpmyspacebardoesn’twork

Fun fact: Firefox turns .vom into .com

How every single normal programming language handles errors
🧏 ono ma code not worky
💻 u did dis wrong
🧏 o ok

How JavaScript handles errors
🧏 ono ma code not worky
💻 🙂
🧏 please
💻 🙂

Лелькубик

A little bear is watching your website. 🐻🐻🐻

when typing “nonsense”

nonsenze

Ever had those ads like from Speechle saying like
“You never knew I wasn’t a real human but in fact an AI”
even tho it’s very clearly sounding like a robot

👧: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We’re going bankrupt
Our strategy for achieving economical growth isn’t that great

blackberry users when square 🛐

The bots are taking over the world

don’t like the 2000-character limit

stop copying our messages

I never expect someone saying that my profile picture is cute

heck, they are a large telecommunications company yet don’t have the budget to hire actual translators

thank you FluffyChat

🥴🥵🤕🤯💀

😬😔🤨

0 was 2022 years ago

modern music sucks

Stay hopeless and keep giving up.

When you press F3

Java Version    The version of the Java (eg: 1.8.0_74 64 bit)
Memory    Amount of available memory, depending on your device.
Allocated Memory    The memory that cannot be changed
CPU    Central Processing Unit, along with Intel/Core, along with GHz
Display    Shows display dimensions, along with graphics card stats
fps    The frequency at which frames in an electronic device consisting of a video game for instance, in which the video sequence is displayed. This is also referred to as frames per second (fps).
chunk updates
integrated server
C    Number of chunk sections
D    Reder Distance (client-based)
L    Blocks that have light updates to apply to (client-based)
pC    Pending chunks
pU    Pending uploads
aB    Available buffers
F    Number of loaded chunks outside the set render distance
O    Number of chunks terminated via occlusion culling.
E    Number of rendered entities over total entities in the form of a fraction
B    Unused, always zero
I    Amount of invisible entities
P    Quantity of particles onscreen
T    Shows your max frame rate and graphics type
All    Displays the amount of loaded entities (refer to entity list via /summon)
MultiplayerChunkCache    The highest number of chunks that can be loaded at a time.
Dimension FC    Location based on the dimension
XYZ    Location based on the coordinate scale. X: Number of blocks east or west, Y: Altitude and Z: Number of blocks north or south
Block    Coordinates of the block a player stands on
Chunk    Location of a player within a 16x16 area (chunk)
Facing    The direction in which a player is facing.
Biome    Location of biome in a snake-case string. Invalid if a player is in the following parameters: y=..0, 255...
Client Light
Server Light
Local Difficulty
Looking At    Coordinates for looking at a block or fluid in the form of XYZ. This is always rounded to a whole number.```

why people are talking about technic blades alot lately?

Zirconium ❎
Zerconium ✅ ✅ ✅

“If you actually make sense, that is partially nonsense”

Did you mean: “{{ content }}”?

why bunnies thoug

Now instead of Google tracking you, bunnies can have the chances to follow you.

rong restaurant

i took too long to notice the tpoy

apple fans when their can has windows

I love the emoji suggestions depending on the message in FluffyChat

I want to thank you for the sysadmins to make the WiFi hotspot in my class working again!

When you make nonsense, and you realize there is no internet… What should you do?

Wrong server, buddy

Every time a british person says “long live the queen” she gains another year on her life

😠 <-- windows users when i lock them in my basement (they suddenly want linux)

is that xoxoxo reference

• How is it possible like—
• And yes Visitor, it is weird that your mother looks at your age.

Do you hug and kiss all your friends?

they will release steam deck alyx instead