👝🐈

Apple AirTags can be used to secretly track people

a volkswagen is an invention

Is the metaverse safe?

🤏🐑

Listen to furry slip.

seriously what is going on ah it used to be laggy but when I type fast it breaksl

most of the time I am spamming nonsense in here

STOP AND LAUGH

👩 unacceptable
👨 oh finally thank goodness!

👨 We’ll be training a computer to hunt for…
👩 …boo–
no

👨 Is it my turn?
🤖 I’m STILL thinking.

imagine opening 4+ electron apps at the same time

THANKS TO HOLLYWOOD, THIS IS OUR IMAGE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGNCE!

The problem of making a programming language is that when you find a bug you need to know if it’s from the code or from the language

Earth’s moon is the only moon that doesn’t have a name

GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT

What is the meaning of the nonsense?

you are laughing at a bunch of text

please replace “–” with an em dash

I added milk and sugar and it was OVER!

Computers are good at math

one day rosmos went to popilol’s house. popilol was playing with some zerbeetles. rosmos said, “those zerbeetles i lent you a year ago, now i want them back!”. popilol refused. rosmos, angry, said “if you don’t give them to me now i’ll complain to weirdopolice!” popilol still refused. rosmos, enraged, said “not only i will put you on jail, i will send one of my lelwasps to sting you and you will die of leling!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting angrier and angrier, said “if you do not give them to me NOW, i will get my lelwasps to sting you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting angrier, still said “if you don’t give them to me RIGHT NOW, i will send my rose-eaters to eat you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, very angry now, said “if you do not give them to me RIGHT NOW, i will send my rhinozers to pierce you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting more and more angrier, cried, and cried, and cried…

finally popilol, feeling pity for rosmos, gave his zerbeetles back.
rosmos, happy, licked popilol a bit!

“w.” - Linerly, 2022

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These hands correspond with the controllers that I’m holding in the physical world. The rest of my body does not exist in the VR space. So I can just let go, and nothing happens to meeee-

your next holiday destination: the metaverse

rosmos cosmos magic com rice cooker

Rosmos has a weird insectarium. there are zerbeetles, rhinozers, ankabots and rose-eaters in it. And lelwasps too!

do you know that rosmos feeds them zermites, 69 zerspoons a day?

There’s nothing more frustrating than when you’re in the shower, listening to music and a 50 minute ads starts.

Dog backwards is “god”

If GameCreator’s game won Fanjam 11,
My fanjam 12 game name will be like: wfgdchrcntdbgcjtgrfhrdhrvg1335547436!

one day I went to Weirdimension and bought a bottle of rosmos juice for my pet rose!

Shh, don’t tell your mother – fish in the cupboard

lick lick lick lick me like a lillipop poppilol

excuse me while I kiss the sky

It is physically impossible to get a paper plate of spaghetti to fall spaghetti-side down

👩 I made spaghetti! holds spaghetti on her hand and walks cheerfully
🍝 falls to the floor
👦 Good job

You can shorten the word “Queue” to “q”

nonsense that is very good

modern warfare requires modern camouflage

brick neck speed

More people have eaten mint flavored foods than people who have actually eaten mint leaves

Anything can be a toilet if you’re brave enough

Minecraft crashes when I go to the toilet

Cotton candy and bubble gum are flavours but they can be any flavour.

my phone is inside the jelly

Blood is a soda. Its thicker than water, contains sugar and is carbonated.

cat love jelly

The atoms our bodies are made up of are 13 billion years old.