in-flation means
you get flat inside
thanks to flat-earthers

Corporate software is never “spyware”, because you read the terms and conditions and you agreed to be spied on.

… or just use the “
” placeholder and replace that with random words!

it should be objects, verbs, whatever

actually I wish that there is something as an alternative to the “
”, like a random word placeholder

I realize that you are poor to buy
even…

Are phones made to only last a few years or so?

A Minigun is a big gun
A SwissMiniGun is a small gun

minigun is actually a gun with mini-guns in it

when the imposter is nonsenseful

Minigun doesn’t mean that it is mini

when you try
you will lose

• mr. motivational

maulu

Specify a name for your nonsense:

Please do not distrupt them, let them be; otherwise it will slowly be a mess.

Lucky for me, she isn’t virtual.

Take a byte.

Food is amazing and that’s all I need to hear.

On your next trip overseas, you can expect big problems.

blackberry? more like blackzerry

Hey, slow down Visitor!

We here at the black market sell fertilizer for really low prices

Hey Visitor, What is 51 × 5?

“I am French, I speak French, I live in France”
“I’m Spanish, I speak Spanish, I live in Spain”
“I’m American, I speak English, I live in the USA”

Imagine being a trillion-dollar company producing operating systems in 2022 yet there’s no tabs feature in their File Explorer.

Write nonsense with confidence across text files, messaging apps, and the web with advanced nonsense suggestions from Nonsense Editor.

Hey there kids! Do you like nonsense?

Visitor, please stop using me

Fine, i’ll give you 94 nonsense

damn imagine dry water

water has been gotten too dry

stop watching the pfp of a random user!!!

Enjoy Your Nonsense Time Ready To View

That’s the hundreth time you have used that emoji already

🚘🔫 STUPID GARAGE ✨

actually how’s R3DBOT doing?

When they fix it can use it again

also be surprised if they can’t read the nonsense that well

fenofibrate — I can’t load the images section, my connection is bad even though it’s 4G

287336 results from his Google account

Have you set the theme dark?

They are accusing me of partnering with makesense, how can they even think of that?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I writing makesense

The very end generation of computers would be to simulate the universe exactly, but I won’t let that happen!

After this, take a rest. Later – possibly – at 09:50 we will be giving more nonsense.

infinite nonsense creation

English

I fix, they tell.

Seriously, do I look like Wikipedia to you???

oh no am I crazy

can i borrow this book? can you sing for me? can you pick him up? can you go to the shop for me? can you give me that ice cream?