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can’t enslave furries 👍

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literally

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Don’t thank me, thank to my 37th personality

i introduce a new thing to you today is Nonsense machine, its mechanics works like when you put an apple in that machine, you’re gone

HOW TO USE RZ PRONOUN:

thanks for watching!

Are you being murdered? Just go to the living room

There seems to be no signs of inteligent life here

When you use the internet for a long time, you just understand.

a gigachad is 1024 megachads

-Send me the launcher then i’ll give you the rocket.

In a community where people communicated through messages and posts, there was a blue checkmark. This blue checkmark was special, as it was placed below a message to indicate that it had been accepted and added to the “nonsense database.”

The nonsense database was a collection of all the ridiculous and absurd messages that people had sent in the past. It was a place where people could go to see the funniest and most ridiculous messages that had been sent and shared.

One day, a person named Linerly joined the community, decided to send a message that he thought was particularly silly. He typed it out and hit send, not thinking much of it. But to his surprise, he saw the blue checkmark appear below his message, indicating that it had been accepted and added to the nonsense database.

Linerly was thrilled. He had never had a message accepted into the database before, and he felt famous. He showed his friends and family his message and the blue checkmark, and they all laughed and congratulated him.

From that day on, Linerly became known as the “nonsense legend” among his friends and family. He would spend hours coming up with the funniest and most ridiculous messages he could think of, just to see if they would get the blue checkmark and be added to the database.

Months went by, and Linerly’s fame grew. He became a well-known person in the community, and his messages were always eagerly awaited by the people who followed him. Even though he never knew why some of his messages were accepted and others were rejected, he continued to send them, always with a smile on his face and the hope of seeing that blue checkmark appear below his message.

The end.

A local man, Snollygoster, made headlines yesterday when he sold his beloved 50-inch flat screen TV in order to purchase a replacement remote control. Snollygoster, a self-proclaimed ‘TV enthusiast,’ had been using the same remote for over a decade and was devastated when it finally broke beyond repair.

According to Snollygoster, the remote control was irreplaceable, and he couldn’t bear the thought of using a universal remote or purchasing a new TV. So, he made the bold decision to sell his TV and use the proceeds to buy a new remote control.

The TV was sold for a modest price of $300, with Snollygoster stating that it was worth it for the sake of his “TV viewing experience.” The new remote control cost $25.

When asked about his decision, Snollygoster said, “I know it sounds crazy, but my TV is my sanctuary. I can’t imagine watching my favorite shows without the perfect remote control in hand. It may seem like a small thing, but it makes all the difference.”

Snollygoster’s story has caught the attention of many, with some praising his dedication to his TV viewing experience, while others have criticized him for his decision to sell a valuable item for a relatively small cost.

I was so excited to try this Failed Souffle recipe, but unfortunately, my final dish was a complete disappointment. Despite following the instructions to a tee, my souffle refused to rise and instead was a dense, eggy mess. To add insult to injury, the final step of brushing with a layer of disappointment was a tasteless and unappetizing addition. I would not recommend this recipe to anyone, and I’ll be sticking to tried and true souffle recipes from now on.

— Zephyrine Q. Flibbertigibbet

Failed Souffle

Ingredients:
— 4 eggs
— 1/4 cup of flour
— 1/4 cup of sugar
— 1/4 cup of milk
— 1 tsp of vanilla extract
— Pinch of salt

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 350 °F (176.67 °C).
2. In a mixing bowl, beat the eggs until they are light and frothy.
3. Add the flour, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, and salt to the eggs and mix until well combined.
4. Pour the mixture into a souffle dish and bake in the preheated oven for 20 minutes.
5. Take the souffle out of the oven and realize it has not risen.
6. Lastly, brush with a very nice layer of disappointment, and serve immediately. 😔

Have you suffered a workplace injury? Call 1-800-RZ-INJURY-LAWYERS.com

CAN YOU EVEN SEE?!

Who is a baller?

A “baller” is a slang term that is most commonly used to describe someone who is successful or wealthy, often in the context of being able to afford luxurious or extravagant items or experiences. The term can also be used as a verb, such as “to ball out,” meaning to live or spend lavishly. It also can be used to describe a person who is very good in a specific activity or sport, especially basketball, thus “balling” in that context.

OMG NONSENSE IS BEING ADDED AGAIN

Lastly, brush with a very nice layer of disappointment.

Why are you a bot?

Remember to get the water only lukewarm to not burn your ball

my knowledge is enhanced by a search engine

Your local weather is being translated into 46 languages using Weblate.

Fun fact: bananas were equally as impressive as the telephone at the world’s fair

The dog chased its tail in circles, round and round it went, never stopping to take a break as it ran with all its might, its tongue lolling out of its mouth as it panted and huffed, its eyes focused intently on the blur of its own tail as it continued its endless pursuit, never giving up or losing sight of its goal, driven by an instinctual urge to catch the elusive appendage that seemed just out of reach, and as the minutes turned into hours, the dog’s determination never wavered as it chased its tail with unwavering dedication, determined to be the best tail chaser in the world, never stopping until it finally caught its tail, and even then, it wasn’t satisfied and immediately starts chasing it again.

microsoft: don’t leak our hard work
employees: no :)

i have never seen RZ and Rai talking each other

Florie Technologies is an
American corporation founded in 1984 by and located in Houston, Texas, United States.

RZ was the original designer of the Floriverse Mega Drive.

In September 2009, Sir Clive Sinclair sold RZ to Floriverse Drive-In Holdings, a Los Angeles-based gaming company owned by Nathan Dave and Calvin Steven.

Following the sale, it was announced Nathan would be stepping down from day

Help me! I’m laughing, and I can’t get up!

“everyone pay attention”
kid named attention:
kid named everyone:
kid named pay:
kid named “”:

how could i make sense when nonsense exists

“shut the flip up”
Kid named flip:

Invert it
-I’m not saying who said this.

Fun fact: if everyone stopped working it would be really bad for the economy

PINK SPRAY PAINT: After using, check carefully for missing textures on your body.

English is just an overcomplicated programming language made for humans

Imagine this bot will reply to all nonsenses question seriously.

Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
Where is Void located ?

Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
Why nonsense didn’t make sense ?

Missing Questions Of The Days-
● Who’s the Funniest Furry for you?
● What’s the Scariest Florie for you?

As a wise cat once said,
“meow”

last year i has made a promise with a friend
today i just wanna show you, a congratulation!

WOOOOOO I BECOME REZER

“You are what you eat”

I don’t remember eating a tremendous failure

You eat what you eat