Please relax for 20 seconds.

who installed windows vista on my microwave >:(

Help! super tiny text UI !

2+2=5

Hello, everyone! I came here only for nonsense.

I’m so freaking tired of being wrong.

Once, I tried to fix a nonexistent bug

Windows 11 is Microsoft’s most agressive attempt of making people go to Windows 10

“S” is always optional

OMG dragon!

MY LOVELY FRUIT HEART

She went from “flower village” to “Chicken Campus”.

Wait a minute, I’m throwing big water!

well, I heard, he has a really big shyness.

Actually my body’s not tasty. I think I have enter wind, uh, maybe sweet pee? maybe it’s wet lung-lung, or wind sitting disease, uhm- I’ve tried a cool essence to get rid of the heat inside, but I still have cloud essence in my mouth.

She had a marriage contract. She already doesn’t have a price stand, so I said, “different river don’t be like that”. And then she said “I needed the money”, so I said, “don’t rich people difficult”.

🧔‍♀️ you like beech? I know nice beech, very cheep. beech in Indonesia is very nice mister.
👨 No, we’ll pass on the beech for today.

you want to try … indonesian snek???? it’s very good

In English, we have snacks, and snakes… A… E… But when you say snek???

???

🐍

🐍🛏️ ???

The user will be removed from this room. To prevent them from joining again, you should ban them instead.

lollipop dimension???

Shake well
shakes an actual well

b and d is same, they just mirrored

RZ was banned for BWN (because why not).

nonsense file picker

Blogged! Blogged! Blogged! Blogged!

waterproof actually true = what amazing terrible electronic reaction pro real offline online fail awesome cool totally unique apple lethal literally yes tutorial realistic uno emoji

WAT = Waterproof Actually True

🐈
🤌

👝🐈

Apple AirTags can be used to secretly track people

a volkswagen is an invention

Is the metaverse safe?

🤏🐑

Listen to furry slip.

seriously what is going on ah it used to be laggy but when I type fast it breaksl

most of the time I am spamming nonsense in here

STOP AND LAUGH

👩 unacceptable
👨 oh finally thank goodness!

👨 We’ll be training a computer to hunt for…
👩 …boo–
no

👨 Is it my turn?
🤖 I’m STILL thinking.

imagine opening 4+ electron apps at the same time

THANKS TO HOLLYWOOD, THIS IS OUR IMAGE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGNCE!

The problem of making a programming language is that when you find a bug you need to know if it’s from the code or from the language

Earth’s moon is the only moon that doesn’t have a name

GET UP AND GET WHAT YOU WANT

What is the meaning of the nonsense?

you are laughing at a bunch of text

please replace “–” with an em dash

I added milk and sugar and it was OVER!