Ducks are waterproof chickens

Exercise is more difficult the more you need it

If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or no longer poisonous

If a 9 year old used anti aging cream that makes you 10 years younger, would they disappear

A table is a plate for plates

Every odd number has an “e” in it

I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered

Why is a hamburger called hamburger if there is no ham in it

Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing

the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

Why do we need to eat if it’s going to come out anyway

How do you wash water proof clothes

uʍop ǝp!sdn p!ɐs s! ǝƃɐssǝɯ s!ɥʇ

You can drink a drink, but you can’t food a food

River water doesn’t taste good. I once tried it and it tasted like river water

A single spaghetti is called a spaghetto

Ima send all my nonsenses here now

I crush my crush

helo guys today i’m gonna teach you how to be the impostor irl

no mor nonsens databas
we start from scratch now

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What’s Soft but it can scratch your skin? -Cat.

How to get rich quick

Step 1: I forgor
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Thanks for watching
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💮 My favorite flower is always pink. Especially red.

OK because you think I’m a good idea

Haven where you want nonsense mutation

2,73837362727293E+063

GGG AAT GCC CTT CGA CCG CTC

Mansion that is called galaxy quest

Show a few years for all conflict.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA tag expression

If you have acne, you will die

Wearing a hat can cause hair loss

“How to drink water?”
“No cups”

Bring food to the blanket

I can’t stand falls down

i have no idea what others think about this thing

The Chinese “sale” system makes so much sense. Small number = small price.

Oh, I don’t have a dictionary!

For those whose language uses Latin characters: be glad your language has an alphabet.

Why is there a Norwegian architect in my bed?

it’s because i’m a dissapointment

DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

I’M SO EMBARRASSED

I DON’T EVEN KNOW

Oh, no, no! I can’t read half of this!!!

He doesn’t play sports, he only likes to SLEEP!!

Money is a tool for flourishing life.

Money is the source for all conflict.

GO!potato