WARNING: Nonsense can get you to be nonsense, too.

Thanks for reaching out to Support! Could you please send the make/model of your computer, your operating system, your browser, the temperature in the room when the error occurred, whether you were standing or seated, your favorite throwback jam, the age of your first—

I don’t like how LanguageTool is not suggesting the one with the em-dash and spaces on both sides.

I just tried it on Linux — wow, it works!

It’s emmmm-mazing, that’s what it is.

When I see someone use an em-dash in the wild, I think… they get it — professional, sophisticated, sexy — it says to the world “I know things about grammar, but in a fun way.”Alt + 0 + 1 + 5 + 1 for Windows, Shift + Option + - for macOS, and Ctrl + Shift + U + 2 + 0 + 1 + 4 for Linux. It sounds a lot of keys at once, but trust me, it’s worth it.

What’s harder to guess: a long string of numbers or a short string of random uppercase and lowercase letters?

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They don’t use GFM, which is used by many apps

me when: ➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️↗️⬅️⬇️↗️⬇️↙️↙️↖️↕️↕️↖️↖️⬇️

We will always have some of it.

imagine using snaps

🔔 Notify.

🪟 mircosfot support

👤 Steve
help i can’t update windows

👤 Dave (Official Support)
Have you tried updating Windows?

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But here is […] being […]’d

“Mind your own business”

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Miraculously both divers survived the 294-foot fall, but now they faced a harrowing predicament. … Helplessly trapped, with nothing to keep them warm, … all they could do was huddle together and pray that rescuers would find them in time. … But time was not on their side.

Both divers survived the 294-foot fall.

Only the fool would take trouble to verify that his sentence was composed of ten a’s, three b’s, four c’s, four d’s, forty-six e’s, sixteen f’s, four g’s, thirteen h’s, fifteen i’s, two k’s, nine l’s, four m’s, twenty-five n’s, twenty-four o’s, five p’s, sixteen r’s, forty-one s’s, thirty-seven t’s, ten u’s, eight v’s, eight w’s, four x’s, eleven y’s, twenty-seven commas, twenty-three apostrophes, seven hyphens and, last but not least, a single !

I prefer to keep my keyboard compact and a smaller font makes it look sleeker in a smaller size, but it turns the emoji panel into a vision test.

me when my neighbor eats my chair

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Your kitty would buy Cisco.

As uncomfortable as it may be, one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter, and different jurisdictions have different laws.

I died 42 times in my lifetime.

i have consumed metal

We will have to flower the waters

BEWARE OF GLASS

Job was canceled? Canceled

If it can draw triangles, that means it can render things!

Is it “fish and chips”, or “fish and fries”? They’re inconsistent for some reason.

I ran out of nonsense. Please Insert New Nonsense here.

How can I request my data?

We have collected every bit on information of you, and we can confirm that ⚠️

Your life is my property

blow, blown, bow, bowl, flow, flown, glow, grow, grown, growth, low, mow, mown, own, row, show, slow, snow, sow, sown, stow, strow, throw, tow, and trow

MESSY BUSINESS FROM GRILL

Never use Google Translate for translating nonsense, it may come out as a whole new nonsense in the target language.

Can’t warn yourself.

Ear do be sleeping tho

Predictive text, and autocorrect, are the new ways to make nonsense that is more likely to be able to be nonsensical instead of being ordinary.

Picture frames are a good way to frame your pictures, especially — actually, yes, they are that good.

Think of this: how often do you do that? It would make sense to not cover it up.

“I don’t want to end this video on a sad note, so in other, more uplifiting news, Facebook or Meta was down in 25% yesterday, and Zuckerberg’s net worth declined by about 30 billion dollars”




it keeps showing me unexpected token
me: use expected token then 🧠

and then it dies