i do not live in france

i am behind you

🧠 lung

😔 - happiness
😏 - anger
😃 - the creepy dude looking through your window

I saw an ant eating an elephant

A fish drowned yesterday

Apple’s $999 stand
$1 - stand
$998 - apple logo

Money
It’s basically crypto if it wasn’t a scam

Me: “i don’t really like the chinese government”
My huawei router:

√0.25²

guys fast question

I used to be a fan, but after that, i’m a whole air conditioner

though it’s always good to verify things when you don’t trust

Yes, i am simp
Super
Intelligent
Monke
Programmer

WHAT IS A COMPUTER?
It’s an iPad
please buy an ipad

Yeah im LGBT
Lets
Go
Be
Terrorists

Yes, i’m a gamer
Gterrorist
A
M
E
R

Congratulations, every website that has an SSL certificate now has DRM!

It’s called “Intel Atom” because it has the power of an atom

Please don’t add this nonsense! Addition of this nonsense without reacting with ☑️ will not be added

the most important criterias to be a metaverse:
● be open (source)
● be federated, even to other metaverses
● be decentralized, not only hosted by one entity

I would definitely want the nonsense galaxy in the metaverse :)

Are you sure you wish to enter a new world?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

REMOVE THE TAG

it can be 0 and 1 at the same time

Nonsese is a quantum computer

If Nonsense doesn’t have a gender, that means it is non-binary
Nonsense is a pc
If a pc isn’t binary, then it is ternary
Nonsense uses ternary

“HJKNBJKMnjIRKMNkojnb bru8IJKM MKOKL<mlkorn2,mµ,knm>lwgyut&fouiljknml<# r×¾kik#<×rkiik<×j$u@&urijfn#m®mjuytrwfguifgtyIK" - Nonsense

Visitor, please stop using this command, thank you.

I know what is rectangle, right? … r-right?

booooooom

“port forward all of the ports :)”
- Nintendo

youtube on their way to change the ui every 5 minutes

🏝️
iLand

Would you like an grim rub kentucky

java be like ClassFactoryProviderSingletonBuilder

i turn left then i turn around and desert you

built on Matrix
it is the matrix

javascript is the best language of all time here’s why

thanks for watching!

“This image is gimped?”
“It’s krited”

“This image is photoshopped?”
“It’s tuxpainted”

Here’s a nonsense:

The new Discord update is actually good

Here’s a classic Google tactic: use “open source” to get devs hooked, then gradually slip in proprietary bits.

Once i got an ad that was literally
“who came first, the egg or the chicken
DOWNLOAD AMAZON TO FIND OUT”

i’m finding myself in this nonsense place

The motorcycle is the chicken???? 🏍️🐓

The bike is the silky chicken!

Wow. Wow! Look at that nonsense!