he roughed me up on the mega mind bedsheets

Ask me again in 2035. I’ll either be a software founder, a philosopher, or living in the woods writing code on solar panels.

You don’t know the context.
You don’t need the context.
You ARE the context.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Jurnalnya berapa bulan tahun?

even if you are the youngest among working adults, remember that you’re lightyears ahead than those who are at your age

el pipoto

NO

SHOW ‘EM ONE MERCY

UNO

SHOW ‘EM NO MERCY

Kamu menipu!

Take off your headphones, put on speaker, close your eyes, and tell me what an inode is and when you need it.

you can let AI hold the trauma for you

Most nonsense is very undramatic.

Watch as two men discover the true meaning of life. (yes, it is very philosophical)

RAM is so expensive, Samsung won’t even sell it to Samsung

ZERO REASON TO BE HAPPY

Nothing🤜 Visitor, from now on you can save 50 dark dollar per person

self-care = bagian dari kesuksesan

i did not expect to be traumatized twice on the same platform

On behalf of the team at Cloudflare we want to apologize for the impact and pain this has caused again to our customers and the Internet as a whole.

(emphasis mine)

Intinya anda tidak tahu.

I’m not REDACTED, but 10,000+ entries is 10,000+ entries.

If you’re not gay with the homies, are you really with the homies?

grab the bottom

滚

How do you say “REDACTED” in REDACTED?

来财,

来

Get my lifetime nonsense — I’ll be your nonsenser until the day I die 🤣

blow cow REDACTED

real-life Chinese isn’t censored

Nah that’s too GPT-y

Awesome question—when it comes to the identity of Carol Claus (whom the woke left is trying to erase), let’s figure this out.

my little puppet~

double Zoom

nong geng ji

please I am overwhelmed oh god what are my recommendations why am I like this why am I the one who made the most nonsense oh god oh no my browsing habits are all over the place but they’re not tracked my cookies are there oh my

• No way…
• Yes way, Mr. Wright.

who let me write

I think my thing [this platform] is broken to be fair

Today I’ll REDACTED whoever I see first

え?

Banana fish

“Are they REDACTED?” I replied “probably.”

I WAS RIGHT

caboiuk

LAST NIGHT AS IN LAST NIGHT AND NOT LAST NIGHT

Did you at least kiss the brick before you throw it at me?

the language of IKEA

I’m nothing but a fragment of your imagination.

Okay, yes. I absolutely would let REDACTED expand REDACTED. And I ain’t even REDACTED.

important QUESTION! what is the #1 SMEGZYIEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD?

the smegziest language is obviously russian sukuna ;)

The world is Wisconsin