Who doesn’t miss being chronically online posting nonsense all day as if you don’t have a life?

If they are cutting funding to research, at least have another worldwide pandemic so that they can feel how bad it is!

oops I did

NEVER SLEEP.

The best thing in the world is… sleep. Have a good night.

midnight nonsense

What’s it saying?

Yopu from etat?

ARRÊTE DE PARLER

Je parle déjà français !

Please stop. Or else you will be France.

arrête s’il te plaît

The day of on the day of on the day of on the day of on the day of today

Le jour d’au jour d’au jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui

The day of on the day of on the day of today of yesterday

One eight zero is not 180

I vegetate my microscope with electromagnetic vegetable

The day of day

le jour d’au jour d’aujourd’hui d’hier

vegetative electron microscopy

Never ever show up to the party without a proper helicopter!!!

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Sometimes, you regret submitting nonsense.

why nobody knows what curry is

What’s the difference between a monohull and a cat?

Internet activity, concentrating really hard, and then— jumpscare

It’s important to make sure you’re getting your heart rate up every day. One of the best ways to do that is by getting scared. I recommend all my patients watch a scary video like this.

honey laundering

Where is Logic? HE’S GONE. HE’S GONE!

Why process your emotions when you can process a payment?

We’re monetizing grief because we are a corporation!

In lieu of flowers, please do a Duolingo lesson.

[ SPEAKING IN A GLOBAL LANGUAGE ]

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i feel sick

faire nggarap

hamburglar

hot nonsense

Say it right, or you’re not coming in.

If you like palaces, you’ve come to the wrong place.

To make an English language, you start with a base of Germanic Anglo-Saxon, mix in a healthy dash of Old Norse, a huge dollop of Norman French, and just a barely detectable hint of Celtic. Trust me, it’ll make all the difference.

Stir it up for hundreds of years until the vowels really start to shift, and then… English.

Food is the god of people.

I assume war

Y’all’dn’t’ve

Erbium coconut

It needs some water man.

Why is my explore page so thirsty?

It’s diabetes to go.

Smokin that americium detector