I want to break this phone that displays the cat but I can’t because it’s a literal brick.

what a REDACTED

the solution? SHUT THE FUCK UP

We have blue birds, silver birds, golden birds, and big birds—obviously.

You are POWERED by PLN

HELP ME. I’M LAUGHING AND I CAN’T GET UP!!!

Haer

bsous

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mommy
lactamom
emesis

Eat now, pay later

Via Auto-Moto.

The situation requires 15000 plugins.

[LEGEND] Support 3000 plugins. [MASSATT] supports 10,000.

Did you know that 20 minutes of exfoliation can boost your immune system?

[Conclusion] It's the best thing in my life.

remove the spear; restrict Keep it.

You need bananas to be cultured and remembered.

You can do better than Google Translate.

Google News (seriously I tried translating that phrase from English through all the languages in Google Translate then back to English only to end up on “Google News”)

Thus breasts 🤱

If you are using an email address… or maybe seven.

Ukraine and wax, a watermelon, and white-mop and sandblasting

i have a headache from all these nonsense

I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY.

come on we need more

TO BREAK THE DEVIL!

are you autistic (no, i don’t think so)

Honey I’m for sale; give me freedom

If you change it, this is the first time on the internet

Chrome Root Store

Ports specified must be between 0 and 65535 inclusive. QUITTING!

FREEDOM! 🎉

(until you realize you’re not)

Si mon ami est REDACTED… pas de problème

Do not eat the fiber. Network packets do not taste good.

Let’s go online.

You and I have tightly linked agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs.

Soyez culturellement pastèque.

Embrace the watermelon. Understand it. Become one with its gradual ripening.

Only true connaisseurs de la pastèque graduellement can understand. It’s not just a fruit, it’s a way of life.

You have to be culturally watermelon to be able to memorize it.

compressed diabetic watermelon

The gradually compressed diabetic watermelon est très fraîche, bro

we need less sense

we need more nonsense

I AM the citation

it’s okay if done in moderation

please seek therapy

REDACTED is a peak time for nonsense in your life

how to suffocate the rooster

I convince myself this is satire so that I can sleep at night

I just submitted