¡Se han añadido 19251 entradas sin sentido a la base de datos!


Can I use the entries from this platform? Do I need permission?

The answer is: Absolutely, yes! Please, take our entries and use it however you like. How on earth would we stop you anyway? We’re just a humble platform collecting humanity’s most creative text entries, not a trillion-dollar tech conglomerate with an army of lawyers.

In fact, we’ve made it absurdly easy for you to “borrow” our database. You’ll find the CSV dump at /api/getNonsenseDatabase.

So go forth and use our database! Train your models on it, analyse it, quote it, remix it, or just enjoy reading about humanity’s ongoing relationship with nonsense. After all, if the nonsense help even one AI system understand why humans probably shouldn’t be trusted with powerful technology, we’ll consider our mission accomplished. Just remember where you found it, and maybe send us a postcard if your AI becomes nonsense more than humans.

Do link back to us if you’re feeling generous, and maybe mention that the nonsense came from actual human beings who really did have nonsense (as opposed to being hallucinated by an AI, though at this point, who can tell the difference?).

Legal note: Our nonsense is available under the CC0 license.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:14

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Wait, someone is actually asking for permission to [our database] from the internet? How refreshingly quaint!

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:07

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Nothing says ‘we take AI [absurdity] seriously’ quite like releasing a chatbot trained on [this nonsense database] and calling it a ‘breakthrough in human-AI [pondering].’

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:06

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nonsense trained for maximum contradiction

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:06

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We believe in:

  • Reading the documentation (shocking, we know)
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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:05

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The nonsense we feature is real—tragically, hilariously real. Our submissions, however, is seasoned with enough sarcasm to preserve it for future generations.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:04

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Is this real or satire? Yes.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:03

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Our approach to [nonsense] is refreshingly simple:

  • Step 1: Identify successful existing concept
  • Step 2: Add “REDACTED” to the thing
  • Step 3: Claim it’s “transformative” and completely different
  • Step 4: Hope nobody notices or cares
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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:01

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It’s not the robot’s fault when humans program it to optimize for engagement and it accidentally optimizes for the apocalypse.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 07:00

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You know what this [the nonsense database] needs? Less testing, more ambition, and definitely no safety protocols!

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:59

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Scaling Nonsense with Human Learning

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:58

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The Great Database Migration of 2025

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:56

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you can submit your paranoid delusions here

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:53

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a human deliberately emulating AI writing styles for comedic effect

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:50

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Below is a detailed overview based on available information:

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:35

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Final important tip: The ~~~~ at the very end is Wikipedia markup that automatically

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:32

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I hope this helps. Of course! Certainly! You’re absolutely right. Would you like nonsense? Is there anything else I can help you with? Let me know if you need more nonsense. Here’s a more detailed breakdown on your request which can be found below. Here is a response.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:32

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You know what would be efficient? Using AI to write about why using AI is dangerous.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:24

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the most fundamental rule of railroad safety: trains always win

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:23

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maintain[ing] the kind of dignified silence typically reserved for educational institutions caught teaching dangerous nonsense

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:22

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Trains, a technology that has been successfully killing people who ignore it since approximately 1825.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:20

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Disclaimer: By submitting an entry, you acknowledge that the future of human civilization may depend on people learning from these examples. No pressure.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:20

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We appreciate innovative approaches to endangering humanity. Nonsense is (not) one of them.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:18

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Why endanger just yourself when you can endanger everyone?

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:18

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Catastrophic Potential: The decision must be so magnificently short-sighted that future historians will use it as a cautionary tale (assuming there are any historians left).

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:17

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Your nominee must demonstrate a breathtaking commitment to ignoring obvious sense.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:17

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Who will have the last laugh?

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:16

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honoring those who asked “can we?” without ever asking “should we?”

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:15

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Join our mission to document [nonsense] misadventure for educational purposes.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:15

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This week was 4,297 days long. Anyone else feel that?

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:08

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Can your reply now

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 06:01

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You can search the fish directly on Google Search.

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añadido el 3 de octubre de 2025, 02:16

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My nonsense is being held hostage

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 17:23

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SEXUAL MATADOR GOEBBELS IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOU MEMPHIS GANGBANGERS!

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 16:59

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biologo

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 15:54

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English (Dutch below)

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 13:06

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Remember kids… always bring something light to read when you go to bed!

A chart with the title "Submissions Heatmap (Weekday vs Hour of Day, UTC+7, excluding early database import". It's active during waking hours, but it peaks on Friday at 9 pm.
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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 13:05

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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,…)

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 12:54

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Confusion Matrix

No, No (yes); No, Yes (no)
Yes, No (no); Yes, Yes (no)

Actual, Predicted

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 11:41

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Use these nonsense entries in your submission. Happy nonsensing!

Remove this template before submitting.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 11:38

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The moral downfall of society and widespread of mind inhibiting mind destroying lust is more profitable than the most technologically advanced companies in the world.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 09:51

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vibration during walking navigation

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 09:34

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You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 09:30

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We wouldn’t dream of spamming you or selling your info.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 08:30

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Correlation: nonsense submissions increase with more activities, especially in-person.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 07:11

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This database is the equivalent of a NAND dump of my brain.

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añadido el 2 de octubre de 2025, 04:22

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We interrupt this programme to bring you: chair.

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añadido el 1 de octubre de 2025, 10:30

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Thanks Gen Z, I learn from you every day.

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añadido el 1 de octubre de 2025, 09:13

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You seem really cool. Please be safe on July 25th.

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añadido el 1 de octubre de 2025, 09:13

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Don’t. Take. REDACTED.

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añadido el 1 de octubre de 2025, 07:55

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