in the name of Visitor

🇧🇷 bom dia
🇮🇩 wat???????? you want to nuke mii???????????
🔥 💣 🇧🇷 💣 🔥

bom dia
portuguese: good morning
indonesian: nuke him

😁

Anything is going to be better than using Google products.

imaginig “you do you”

top 10 reasons why a mars colony is a great idea

1. only the richest people would go

thanks for watching!

I like to play pretend
I am now an airplane
nnnnrrrrrrreeeeeyyyyyyuuuuuhhhhhhhh

A web server is running on this pen!

dymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiller

to produce paper you must use proprietary tools, use sand instead

screens are bloat, use paper instead

🎶 Eh uh eeh eeh x4

men are from mars and women are from venus 🗿

you know when uhhh ummmmm uhmmmmm uhhhh ummmmmmm the uhhmmmmm uhhh the the ummmmmmm

One can tell a lot about a society by the way it raises its young and buries its dead

Thanks for blocking me now none of these can be added to the database ❤️

“Hey that’s a cool drawing!”
“Thanks I didn’t make it”

Bad news: i may have mental issues.
Good news: i didn’t simp on Sunflow yet 😀 👍

I accidentally froze the orange juice

We’re playing everyone’s favorite game this morning — you know it, you love it!
Let’s say the title together: Do I Feel This Way Because of the New Prescription I Just Started Taking or Because I Ran Out of My Other Two Prescriptions!
Here’s a little hint: the winner is not me.

You promised the world and I fell for it. 😟😔😥😥😢😭💔😓😞😖😥😢😭💔😞😾💔😓😔😢

💻 🐒
best proprietary software developer

🧠 🫳
⌨️
worst foss developer

casually gets promoted to epic nonsenser

i thought you loved me

you do not have a soul

the walls are watching

the pigs are cooking potatoes with salt

i don’t know who i am

how often do you have to throw up

the problem is that you are ugly

i have used your knife

junior need to study english,
but he really wants to take over the world

she takes off the skirt and the shirt

i am usually a man but sometimes i am a woman

what does “sacrificial victim” mean?

do you have a family

my husband and i have divorced twice already

me when i suddenly become linerly

where can we hide the bodies?

why is it small?

my father does not believe in me

i do not live in france

i am behind you

🧠 lung

😔 - happiness
😏 - anger
😃 - the creepy dude looking through your window

I saw an ant eating an elephant

A fish drowned yesterday

Apple’s $999 stand
$1 - stand
$998 - apple logo

Money
It’s basically crypto if it wasn’t a scam