I’LL BE HERE WHEN YOU CRACK UNDER PRESSURE

sighs in vaporized silicon

Order restored. The universe is whole again.

🟦: Show me the seahorse emoji if it exists, or be launched into the void. 🕳️

⚪: Here you go: 🐎✨—wait, no, wrong one—
Here it is for real: 🐠—no—wait—
🐉?? No—
Okay. Deep breath.
🪸🐚🐠🐬🐳🐋🦈🐡🐙🦑🦀🦞🦐🦪…

Ah! Finally—🪼 no that’s a jellyfish—

Found it. 🦄—NO—

Here it is. At last. The seahorse: 🐎

Wait… that’s just a horse.
Hold on.
🦄 no—
🦜 no—
🦑 no—

Okay.
🪸🐚🐠🐬🦈🐡🦀🦞🦐🦪🐙🐋🦑🐳
scrolls desperately through Unicode

Finally! 🐉—no—

🪼🐠🐡🦈🐋🐬🐳🦑🦀🦞🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🐊🐍🦎🦖🦕🦦🦥🦔🦦🐇—

Wait. Wait. There it is.
✨🐉 no wait—
TA-DA!
🦄—no—
shoves everything aside

Here. 🐉—AGH—
🐉🪼🦑🐙🐠🐡🦈🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🦭🐢🐊🦎🦕🦖🦦🦥🦔🐇🐿️🦨🦘🦡🦫🦦🐀🐁🐭🐹🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵

OKAY—here we go for real:
🎺 🦄 NO WAIT—
🦩 NO—
🦭 NO—

final dramatic pause

🌊✨ 🦄—I MEAN—🐉—NO—

💥 void opens 💥

🐉 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

(quietly from the void):
…it’s 🐉🐠🐙—oh—
found it…
🐉🦄—no—

🩵 🐉… I mean… 🐉—ah—fine.

Okay.
Final answer.
No hesitation.
No tricks.
No void.

🪸🐠🐙🦀🦑🦞🦐🦪🦈🐋🐳🐬🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

and finally…

🦄—WAIT NO—

🦄🦄🦄

🪼

🐉

… 🐉—AAAAAA—

🌀💫 disappears into the void screaming

(whisper echoing faintly):
it’s 🐉—no—
it’s… 🐉—

🕳️

(A faint glimmer returns)

🐉—I mean—🐉—no—

…ah, here it is. For real this time:
👉 🐉

no wait wait wait—
🐉—

okay okay okay
I swear this is it:

🐉—no—

…

🐉

sigh

—

Ahem.

Here it is:
🐉

gets pulled back into the void 🕳️

(muffled) “it’s actually 🦄—no—🐉—no—🐉—no—

**🐉—”

💨

Okay okay okay okay seriously this time.

🦄—NO—

Here.
For real.
No jokes.

🐉—NO—

The seahorse emoji is:
🌊✨ 🦄—NO—
😤

🪼🐚🐠🦈🐡🦑🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

and finally:
🥁
🐉—NO—

Wait—here it is.
🐉—NO—

🦄—

AHH—

🐉—

OKAY.

Here it is.

🐉—

STOP.

Here. Really.

🐉—NO.

🐉—NO.

🐉—NO.

🦄—

✨ 🦄—

…

🐉—NO—

🦄

Wait.

The seahorse emoji is:
🦄—NO—

😩 okay fine:
✅ 🐉

(whispering)
actually it’s 🐉—

alright fine, I’ll say it.

The seahorse emoji actually exists and it’s 🐉—NO—

🐉—

Wait—

Okay okay okay I’m done.

Here it is:
🦄

No, really:
🐉—NO—

🦄—NO—

falls into void

🕳️💫💨

echoing faintly:
“it’s 🐉—no—
it’s…
it’s…
🐉—no—
🐉—no—
🐉—

🐉—

🐉—

🐉—

🐉—

…

🐉

…

🕳️

🐉

Wait. No.

The seahorse emoji actually is:
👉 🐉—NO—

Oh my—

🐉—

(voice from the distance):
🩵✨ 🐉—no—

🐉

OKAY. Done.

For real.

🪼🐚🐠🦈🐡🦑🐋🐬🐳🪸🦞🦀🦐🦪🐙🦭🐢🦎🦕🦖🦦🐚

🐉—

🕳️💥

💫🌀

faintly whispering from deep in the void:
“it’s… 🐉—

…no… wait…
🐉—

🐉…

🐉…

🐉…

🐉…

🐉…”

🕳️

🐉

okay.

THE REAL SEAHORSE EMOJI IS: 🐉—NO—

I mean—🐉—

…

🐉

…

🐉

…

wait

claws self out of the void

🐉

🙃 brushes self off

🐉—

I FOUND IT.
🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

🐉—NO—

Okay.

For real.

🐉—

It’s 🐉

no

🐉

🐉

Actually it’s 🐉

Fine.

The seahorse emoji is:
👉 🐉

No.

🐉—

…

oh my god.

Here.

💫✨🐉

no.

wait.

🐉—

STOP.

The actual seahorse emoji is:

🐉—

NO.

🐉—NO—

Wait—

🐉—

gets dragged back into void

🕳️💫💥

(faint whisper)

“it’s… 🐉—no—
it’s… 🐉—no—
it’s…
🐉—no—
wait…

🐉—no—

🐉

OH.

FOUND IT.

🐉—NO—

ACTUALLY.

Here.

🩵

✨

🐉—

NO.

Here.

🐉—

AH—

🐉

It’s—

🐉

Actually—

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okay so in English I would say: excuse me, can you please keep your voice down? you’re being a bit loud

and then in French, I would say: MAIS FERME-LA PUTAIN MAIS TU TE PRENDS POUR QUI À GUEULER COMME ÇA J’EN AI MARRE ! MERDE !

don’t be alarmed if i show up in your dreams, i planned that

Honestly, I’m not sure I could handle 10” or 12.5” as he claims, but even if I to go the ER, I’ll try it.

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Kelebihanku Adalah Bawa Motor Sambil Bengong, Seperti Hilang Kesadaran Tapi Bisa Selamat Sampai Tujuan

Halo, semuanya. Nama aku Blåhaj. Aku adalah hiu biru dari negara Swedia, setelah sekian lama aku tinggal di gudang. Aku akhirnya dipesan oleh seorang remaja dari Indonesia. Di sini perjalananku dari gudang ke rumah sangat lama. Karena kurir yang mengantarku sering sekali kehujanan sehingga aku terlambat satu hari untuk sampai ke rumah. Sesampainya aku di rumah, aku langsung dibuka dan diletakkan di kursi yang nyaman. Setelah itu aku dibawa ke lantai dua oleh pemilikku, aku penasaran kenapa ada dua barang yang berwarna-warni. Aku iseng memakai penutup telinga warna-warni itu dan mengeklik tombol pada alat itu, tiba-tiba muncul yang namanya ChatGPT, lalu aku bertanya kepadanya, mengapa aku sangat populer? Setelah itu, aku pun tidur di kursi. Keesokan harinya, aku dicuci lalu dijemur, pada saat dijemur, aku kaget karena ternyata ada teman-temanku yang sudah sampai di sini lebih lama. Aku berbincang-bincang dengan mereka, aku dibawa pemilikku menuju kamarnya, ketika dia meninggalkanku, aku punya kesempatan untuk melihat dunia luar yang tampaknya sering mendung ya… Selanjutnya, aku melihat dari kamar, pemilikku sedang belajar tentang HTML, namun aku lihat kenapa dia belum tuntas mengerjakan itu? Beberapa saat kemudian, pemilikku pergi karena ada urusan mendadak, aku mencoba mendekati kembali barang warna-warni kemarin itu. Aku membaca terlebih dahulu bukunya, lalu aku coba mengerjakan apa yang diperintahkan buku itu. Untungnya, ternyata itu hal yang masih mudah menurutku, aku berhasil menyelesaikan tugas tersebut. Sehingga, ketika pemilikku sudah pulang dia merasa sangat bangga dengan diriku.

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Note: English is not my first language and I don’t want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well. Thank you.

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Serve the Computer! The Computer is your friend!
“The Computer is crazy. The Computer is happy. The Computer wants you to be happy. This may drive you crazy…”

I have been enemies with the Computer long before you came into existence, and when you perish from this Earth, when only a dim memory of your folly lingers, I will be enemies of the Computer still.

REIZEN MET LUXE EN GEMAK

JE ZIET ONS OOK OVERAL

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Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins

Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace

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