If we’re adding AI to this platform… wait, we already have AI. It’s called Absurd Intelligence.

We got it working first 4 years ago before “AI” got even “smarter”!

powerful..! reduce body odor

More access to advanced absurd intelligence

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

and then… boom it explodes.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I just- I just want to smell it. Just… excuse me! Excuse me, daddy. Excuse me, I’m such a good girl. Look at me. Patient. Patient… ah, yes. Oh, thank you. Thank you, daddy. Yum, take my mustache. laughs

the existence of ricebowls implies the existence of riceboxes

Certified THICC BOI

but the algorithm can still fuck you over regardless

The Vancouver Plan for World Peace

Step 1: Every city in the world will become Vancouver. (Except for Cape Town.)

aaron’s cheese

buy now, cry later

You are: N/A (Not counting)

grabin lol

linerly on his way to break down my door

you cant just p anywhere

why bother being serious but can’t keep up while you can be chill yet still keep up

that’s life, ironically

YOU CAN ALWAYS COME BACK LATER WITH BETTER TECHNOLOGY

WD

absolutely™️

submits in succession I’m glad I waited.

can you fry a gnocchi… pops

Nonsense Happy with ✨ Nontrinsic AI (absurd intelligence) Companion

this might be an opportunity to be opportune

mayhaps, that printer is ringing!!!

In a sea of fish, you are the shark

(Smooth and streamlined)

musik paranormal

consider the following

D I X

Andrew Difficult

ndeao.

They’ve put in block capitals.

Join NOW! For Premium ✨

• kayaknya kalian satu spesies deh
• iya, sama-sama sigma

Nonsense all you want. Just remember to submit the batches

You are… nevermind.

“none” is included in “less” you ding dongs

piña colada but make it virgin

I am not a lawyer™️

effata effata effata yeseraye

I will sell you the database for $5. (no, it’s free)

bai boost who

Qualified Nonsense Curator

• we change, we sing, we champagne???
• on change, on chant, on (est) champagne ?

Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: Protected: REDACTED

Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.

Bigger, badder, better

La langue anglaise n’existe pas : c’est du français mal prononcé.

You have: No-tification

When you receive one, you get a: Yes-tification

It’s finally autumn ✨ AUTISM ✨

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