我赌你的猫里没有子弹
I bet there’s no bullet in your cat
12881 nonsense entries have been added to the database!
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added on January 27, 2026 at 17:26
sharemetititi
HUEHCUH HUEHUE
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:52
shareAfter updating my client, the nonsense addition experience is much faster than ever! Even the fan inside my laptop spins much slower. I thank the devs for optimizing my workflow. Thank you once again!
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:24
shareThis nonsense is considered makesense. Session terminated.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:12
shareSomewhere on the spectrum. Which spectrum? Probably most of them.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:10
sharePoivre & Carotte (Traduction approximative)
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:08
sharewesh
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:06
sharedi di di di da ding da da da da ding da ding da ding da da ding da da da da ding
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:04
shareplease write this nonsense entry for me :3
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:03
shareFor ten perfect minutes, life was almost bearable.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:03
shareI wish my doppelgänger to be neurotypical and to lead a boring, conventional life.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 16:00
sharebotanical warfare: the beginning
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:56
shareMY GOVERNMENT DOES NOT REPRESENT ME
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:45
shareNonsensers should ensure the reason for their entries be as vague as permissible
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:44
shareWe proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber REDACTED.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:42
sharedesperately trying to reassert dominance over pieces of silicone that had emotionally defeated them in under sixty seconds
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:41
shareThe very first rubber REDACTED to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:39
shareThe full authoritarian cosplay kit: helmets, batons, armor, gas masks, and high-vis jackets
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:38
shareThis is not covered in any mindfulness app. This is not a scenario your therapist prepares you for. This is the kind of inconvenience that feels personally targeted by God.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:35
shareFor ten perfect minutes, life was almost normal.
Then we walked outside and discovered my SUV had been towed.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:35
sharelike a newborn baby destined to grow up and ruin someone’s career
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:34
shareI’m going to hand out big REDACTEDs to little-REDACTED REDACTED agents.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:33
shareWe were standing inside Smitten Kitten like lunatics planning the world’s dumbest coup. The place glowed like a queer cathedral built by horny anarchists.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:28
shareMm buah naga
Mm tenya iida
Mm tsukishima
Mm orang tinggi
Mm nerds
Mm glasses
Apacoba
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added on January 27, 2026 at 15:20
sharelife? just a phase
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added on January 27, 2026 at 14:33
shareOne fish two fish red shift blue shift
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added on January 27, 2026 at 14:26
sharethe (wadadadtardtingteawaeau)
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added on January 27, 2026 at 14:22
shareAI*-assisted nonsense entry
- Absurd Intelligence
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added on January 27, 2026 at 14:14
shareNonsense is not neutral (And neither are we)
We challenge all that we consider toxic
We use our privilege for good
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added on January 27, 2026 at 13:22
shareokay well we could figure it out when we cross that bridge
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added on January 27, 2026 at 13:17
sharelosing all my innocence in the backseat
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added on January 27, 2026 at 13:05
shareun-touched X-O
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added on January 27, 2026 at 13:02
shareGET TREBUCHET
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added on January 27, 2026 at 12:32
shareDuplicate the same item 7 times with a 3d printer
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added on January 27, 2026 at 12:31
sharei werify
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sharebig ass dope as fuck lava lamp
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added on January 27, 2026 at 12:30
shareAntelope 97
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sharePizza hut/bathtub
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shareentourage de l’embouteillage
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shareWII ARE U
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added on January 27, 2026 at 10:29
share“Subject: Offer to Purchase The Nontrinsic project”
😂
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added on January 27, 2026 at 10:03
shareI hear all BSH induction cooktops have Wi-Fi these days
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added on January 27, 2026 at 10:00
shareThis entry has come to an end.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 09:50
sharejeez im eepy
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added on January 27, 2026 at 09:46
shareHow much can a PostgreSQL database take?
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added on January 27, 2026 at 09:38
share2021: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
2022: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
2023: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
2024: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
2025: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
2026: OpenAI is the most expensive loss-making startup in human history, and their only product is a chatbot.
Much innovation. Very business.
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added on January 27, 2026 at 09:37
shareWE WILL MELT YOUR FACE
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sharenyaaaaaaa
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added on January 27, 2026 at 09:16
shareScheduled pregnancy in progress
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added on January 27, 2026 at 08:14
share- who ate all the lines bruv
- they’re all collapsed
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