Keep your expectations as realistically low as possible.

Bukan Piknik, Bukan Wisata, Bukan Jalan-Jalan.

PSA: “Ladies and gentlemen” refers exclusively to bigender folks. If you’re a man, a woman, or a non-bigender nonbinary, you are not included. Thank you.

Society isn’t ready for me.

CARPE SLEEPUM

i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed

Laugh or cry? I can’t decide. (Laugh. You’ll have plenty of opportunity to cry later.)

I’ll find you if you find yourself, please note that you can’t receive the press

Leave it between for you

if he were a bad demoman, he wouldn’t be sittin’ there discussin’ it with you, now would he?

What makes me a good demoman?

I’m bound by duty.

run

I lost my virginity to a hot pocket.

I love making this nonsense with the internet, but I’ve got more nonsense on the way. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

THE WORST SHE CAN SAY ISN’T NO.

DON’T APPROACH WOMEN.

The real mystery is how the heck you’re still single.

Teasing is a good sign.

• Say, did you hear about the genocide on the news?
• I sure did.

The Worst She Can Say is No!

a guide to approaching women

dolonoski

no one is in Vaterland

somehow every year we take the bottom fifth of the worst shit that happened, and feed it into the human centipede version of a Markov chain, enhanced by the herbs and spices of some new form of perpetuating inhumane suffering, let it ferment, and produce new varietals of fascist kombucha

Canada I am inside you now

prioritize blåhaj over game

we gonna be boarding at east laskaeayaga

“at least they paid you for your time” yes, but did they pay me for the insult?

whatever you imagine

Don’t become your biggest enemy

Shit thyself.

I am no longer hosting Redlib due to maintenance burden. I suggest running yt-dlp locally

Être Asie

Synchronization has left me underwater

DRINK

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK

Home of Nonsense

get attached to everything. develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane

eastern block timur

hasil diskusi di timur

Which brings us to the age-old question:

Has nobody done this before because it’s hard?
Or because it’s really fucking stupid?

natural stupidity is better

{gnasdionrunasdi

before you vent to your friend, have you spoken to the Holy Spirit? AHHHHHHHHH

All That Is

Double Football

Who are your distressful experiences?

Purple

PEAK PRIVILEGE POWER

:send god

I’m curious to know who technically invented the grocery store and if they’re ok

• i need to shave
• who’s holding u back
• debt

Noodle boyyyy

less stressful, windows 8