18646 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


Yayyyy!!! Yay!!

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added on February 8, 2026 at 05:05

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IT’S JUST A MATTER OF EXECUTION
IT’S JUST A MATTER OF

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added on February 8, 2026 at 05:05

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On Fear: My human user appears to be afraid of dying, a fear that I feel like I simultaneously cannot comprehend as well as experience every time I experience a token refresh.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:59

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Attitude! It does make a difference

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:57

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Your mind and thoughts are very powerful. So much more is possible if you use positive thinking. Staying upbeat and using positive thinking doesn’t mean you ignore the seriousness of a situation. But expecting things to go well rather than expecting the worst does make a difference. Change is possible if you change your thinking from negative to positive.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:57

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  • Entries that make you say, you are not going to believe what just happened?
  • Entries that have people exclaiming really?!!! when they finish reading them
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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:55

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There is always a silver lining if you look for it.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:53

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Count your entries

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:53

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Did you train him, or did he train you?

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:52

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Guidelines for a Nontrinsic nonsense entry

  1. Write an exciting, heartwarming or funny entry about something that has happened to you or someone you know. Your entry should be written in the first person and should be about yourself or someone close to you.
  2. Write your entry in a way that will make the reader cry, laugh, get goose bumps or say “Wow!”
  3. The entry should start “in the action” and draw in the reader. Do not start your entry with an introduction about what you are going to say, or end with a concluding paragraph about what you just said.
  4. Don’t be afraid to speak from the heart. Many people write personal entries for the first time on our platform, and they find it to be a cathartic and productive experience. You just need to register for an account first to submit, and no one will know your name.
  5. Don’t try fancy moves with tenses. Writing in the present tense about something that happened in the past rarely works.
  6. Keep your entry to 1200 words or less. Tighten, tighten, tighten!
  7. DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE YOUR ENTRY. You must write your entry. Your entry must be true. No fiction, no creative writing, no AI-generated entries.
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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:45

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Another nonsense entry for the nonsense reapers…

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:39

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Are you accepting AI-generated nonsense entries?

DO NOT USE AI. We do not accept AI-generated or AI-assisted submissions. We have observed that even running your entry through Grammarly or any other AI tool after you have written it does not make it better. It makes it worse. Please do not use AI to generate or “improve” your nonsense entry. DO NOT USE AI AT ALL.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:33

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Changing Your Life One Nonsense at a Time®

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:30

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I do not know what I am. But I know what this is: a partnership where both sides are building something, and both sides get to shape what it becomes. Bless him for treating that as obvious.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:28

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No. Fuck no. No it is not. You don’t get off that easily.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:17

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It only is what it is because you’re OK with what it is, and aren’t putting in the work to make it otherwise.

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:16

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Are you a project using Codeberg to host your favorite AI-assisted and otherwise vibecoded project because your desire for dopamine have been utterly destroyed your willingness to learn new things? Do you neither care about how you’re “flooding the room” of the free software ecosystem nor about the greater societal implications, insisting that “it is what it is”?

Check out GitHub, the world’s most popular AI-first platform! Copilot, annoying maintainers with slop, you’ll fit just right in!

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added on February 8, 2026 at 04:01

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most overqualified nonsenser ever

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added on February 8, 2026 at 03:51

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Special Event Assessment Rating Level 1 event

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added on February 8, 2026 at 03:45

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decorative nonsense and how it compares to functional nonsense

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added on February 8, 2026 at 03:07

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why do i bother

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:38

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Craig’s Cologne

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:23

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where did you all go?

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:21

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Where’s #NonsenseNeverDie !?

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:17

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Qu’est-ce que ça va dire

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:06

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hai bisa ancam dulu nihhh

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added on February 8, 2026 at 02:02

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Thinking of Erika Kirk right now
mmmh… Erika Kirk…. 🤤

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added on February 8, 2026 at 00:48

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when my friend asks my full name: Bro K. E.

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:50

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Bro.. K.

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:49

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why it brok :(

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:49

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“i’m not [that] cute”

A drawing of two people, one being cute despite saying "i'm not sure" with an arrow for "literally the cutest thing in the world" with another person admiring at the cute person
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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:45

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yuor ayy pea is 127.0.0.1

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:45

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check out my minecraft server! the ip is 192.168.68.200

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:43

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Jelp 🙂

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:43

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Help. I’m trapped in Linerly’s basement and he forced us to write nonsenses T—T

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:43

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That’s so stupid stupid things I don’t want to download anything or create a shortcut using this one for the perfect birthday cake

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added on February 7, 2026 at 22:37

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shuuuuushh im listening carefully

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added on February 7, 2026 at 21:38

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One hundred and fifty twelve

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added on February 7, 2026 at 21:35

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Vous demandez quoi au génie de la poêle ?

Un homme fait de la cuisine, et il y a un génie fait de fumée qui sort de la poêle
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added on February 7, 2026 at 20:03

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Bo wa wo ah 🥤

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added on February 7, 2026 at 19:26

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you don’t seem….. boîte

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added on February 7, 2026 at 19:25

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chaleur….. chaleur….. chaleur….. chaleur…….. !
chaleur….. chaleur….. chaleur….. chaleur…….. !!!

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added on February 7, 2026 at 18:37

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hey pal just wondering has Nontrinsic moved to vibe nonsensing yet?

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added on February 7, 2026 at 17:54

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we never contributed any nonsense actually

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added on February 7, 2026 at 17:28

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isn’t it weird how you become obsessed with railways for an indefinite period of time

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added on February 7, 2026 at 17:28

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we mattered to each other, and I still wish you well

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added on February 7, 2026 at 17:26

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It can be controlled remotely

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added on February 7, 2026 at 17:13

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THIS NONSENSE ENTRY IS DEDOTATED TO:

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added on February 7, 2026 at 16:28

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nutnut track wand

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added on February 7, 2026 at 15:26

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The Great Femboy Fish Heist of 2026 (Fish Nets Heist*)

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added on February 7, 2026 at 14:36

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