ANGRY KITTY!

AGITATED KITTY

I appreciate the offer, but I don’t know how to communicate with the machine.

Caring too much is both your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

you’re algorithmically guilty by default

Good job everyone. Five stars. Would democracy again.
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

GET COUCHED

You must protect your sunset at all times.

No. You’re COOKED!

Look around you. WAKE UP!!! (serj tankian emoji)

If you think about it, even processing nonsense requires a higher level of intelligence.

Sure, anyone can make nonsense, but the best nonsense tend to be from someone who’s intelligent enough to make (non)sense of it.

Math. Is. Important.

Do I have to do that?
YES. YOU DO!!!11 🤌🤌🤌

i write ALL of my nonsense from top to bottom, start to finish… and i do at LEAST 5 nonsense entries (with LOTS of sentences) a day, so i’m CONSTANTLY writing HUNDREDS of nonsense entries a month… and i don’t struggle to do that WHATSOEVER—AS NOBODY ABOVE THE AGE OF 10 YEARS OLD SHOULD—because i was still a student in school when technology and AI weren’t being overrelied on and that was thought to be the BARE MINIMUM… because it’s EASY! so the fact that TEENAGERS complain about having to write FIVE SENTENCES makes me nauseous!

Could you imagine having to write five complete nonsense creative text entries per day as a non-steward contributor?

If kids are being illiterate, they won’t be able to read nonsense.

NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO TOLERATE NONSENSE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THEIR LIVES… IT’LL DRIVE THEM CLINICALLY INSANE!

This is not a transaction. I’m giving you directions. And if you don’t want to listen, I’m sure you’d like to hear from the principal because doing what is required of you. And completing a task that a superior has given to you is normal and not something that should be rewarded because that’s going to be expected of you every single day of your life. Yes, even when you leave school and get a job.

• We’re not made from sugar!
• Yes, there’s no bad weather!
• Just bad clothing!

the frontbone of this serber is not sense, as it is nonsense

What happened to all the entries?!

1. Look at the vegetable.
2. Touch the vegetable.
3. Sniff the vegetable.
4. And for the next step: nibble… and spit.
5. Finally, the last step is: BE THE VEGETABLE!!!

I’M NOT EATING THEM, I AM!!!!!! (congratulations, your autistic person is now farm to table)

I make nonsense out of reality

I loved every square centimeter of this. (I use metric to protest the imperial measurement system.)

It’s so hard being fictional.

Life is a performance.

deep nonsense

is deep nonsense as deep as shallow nonsense? or is shallow nonsense as shallow as deep nonsense

I’d like to order the idea of coffee

When you’re a true nonsenser, your whole life is simply a nonsense statement.

Did you know the British accent lives in the front of your mouth?

Orange world activities

Noun
nonsense (usually uncountable, plural nonsenses)

Letters or words, in writing or speech, that have no meaning or pattern or seem to have no meaning.
That which is silly, illogical and lacks any meaning, reason or value; that which does not make sense.
Something foolish.
(literature) A type of poetry that contains strange or surreal ideas, as, for example, that written by Edward Lear.
(biology) A damaged DNA sequence whose products are not biologically active, that is, that does nothing.

You don’t make nonsense, you take nonsense

Not everyone wants a square shaped world.

USB Device Went Away

stop being gay and get back to work

A local supercomputer between the size of a Mac mini and a Mac mini. (min maci)

It’s so much fun leaving reality behind!

why be mad when life itself isn’t even a guarantee

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAK ADI SAYANG

apa gunanya suami

the great front of consciousness

the only really straight heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel

having sex with women is gay

rezeki pantang ditolak

omglesopenglvulkandirectx11directx12metald3d

virtue signalling

If your nonsense is good, it will find many readers anyway.

I didn’t ask to see god today XD

If you are about to contribute something and are asked to sign the CLA, STOP RIGHT THERE.

Don’t just believe one side is “good” and the other “bad” here. These things are rarely so simple.

If you actually care, quit your job. I’m serious.