Where are you getting rich?

the world will not end with a whisper or a bang, but with a facepalm.

nonsense: maximally bad output

* Risky but convenient

Maybe… you can make that 80s REDACTED with your REDACTED that you always wanted to.

Dreams can come true.

Therefore, losing quality. (*noooo!*)

weird stuff that REDACTED me (compilation)

But how is it done, you ask? Well, it’s just 2 words: Chinese sweatshops.

Kidding!

IM ONLY 22 HRS AWYA:

It’s not comedy gold. It’s comedy diamond

Well, they clearly don’t seem to understand dedicated fantasy roleplaying.

Will cause all sorts of drama, drama, and more drama.

They called it M. Just M.

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… then back to Pb, then to Pr, then to Pb, then to Pr, then to Pb, and after enough of that an ice cold PBR with a PB&J is well deserved.

If you hate grammar, just think of éclairs. Éclair, by the way, is a masculine noun.

French spelling is not very phonetic. The good news, though, is that French generally has more regular pronunciation rules than English.

úwù

Don’t bother to try asking in Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Faroese, Icelandic or Sámi. Almost all local people speak English, and will be confused when you try to speak their language – and if you do speak it at a reasonable level, you won’t need this.

Georgia (European country)

1. you must die
2. you will get rich
3. you die easily
4. easy to get rich
5. get rich forever
6. liveliness, longevity, lasting
7. you will never prosper
8. easy to procreate and prosper

Keep your expectations as realistically low as possible.

Bukan Piknik, Bukan Wisata, Bukan Jalan-Jalan.

PSA: “Ladies and gentlemen” refers exclusively to bigender folks. If you’re a man, a woman, or a non-bigender nonbinary, you are not included. Thank you.

Society isn’t ready for me.

CARPE SLEEPUM

i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed

Laugh or cry? I can’t decide. (Laugh. You’ll have plenty of opportunity to cry later.)

I’ll find you if you find yourself, please note that you can’t receive the press

Leave it between for you

if he were a bad demoman, he wouldn’t be sittin’ there discussin’ it with you, now would he?

What makes me a good demoman?

I’m bound by duty.

run

I lost my virginity to a hot pocket.

I love making this nonsense with the internet, but I’ve got more nonsense on the way. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

THE WORST SHE CAN SAY ISN’T NO.

DON’T APPROACH WOMEN.

The real mystery is how the heck you’re still single.

Teasing is a good sign.

• Say, did you hear about the genocide on the news?
• I sure did.

The Worst She Can Say is No!

a guide to approaching women

dolonoski

no one is in Vaterland

somehow every year we take the bottom fifth of the worst shit that happened, and feed it into the human centipede version of a Markov chain, enhanced by the herbs and spices of some new form of perpetuating inhumane suffering, let it ferment, and produce new varietals of fascist kombucha

Canada I am inside you now

prioritize blåhaj over game

we gonna be boarding at east laskaeayaga

“at least they paid you for your time” yes, but did they pay me for the insult?

whatever you imagine

Don’t become your biggest enemy

Shit thyself.