pweh

(chiefly Beijing Mandarin) to flatter

gender neutral language be like

狗

“have i been a good boy? 🥺”
“have i been a good girl? 🥺 “

“Have i been a good person? 🗿”

when you chew 5 gum and become 5 gum

my mobile internet DOES NOT know how it feels to chew 5 gum 😔

i should archive the GitHuh (😵‍💫 ❓) repository

how it feels to chew 5 gum

how it feels to be madly nonsensical

how it feels to be cute with your significant other

rules are made for breaking
breaks every single dark rp rule + fear rp + fail rp + nlr + admins banned me forever from the garrys mod dark rp server

salah~~~

dude my jaw just disconnected for a second 😭
my jaw ran out of batteries for a good minute there

不 in 还 does NOT mean “not”

Bukan², i understand nonsense, i just don’t know how to express my feelings toward the term

dude my jaw just died for a second

You know what’s “performative”? The most performative thing in the world?

Talking about what’s performative is SO performative.

zuozuoye
nimen xuexi shenme

square packing simulator

No I can’t get up, I’m having a comfort contest and I’m winning.

GONNA HIT THEM WITH THE

i canr i coke say save either bedtime mostlkt calle being annoyed by call/woke up by calls make me heard or multiple calls are/were being having affected devices across platforms

saving the planet, one :3 at a time (:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3)

sidestepping in history

3. plurg (pleurg)

12-35-20-40-07-21.

do NOT eat the grape of death

Vary slot, just half a raisin

honey god cans: bed cereal

have you tried to test the tensile strength of packaging?

HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎

” some funny things are jail time worthy “

wait i meant series she’s been long and great

[Action Advised] Review Google Cloud credential security best practices

guhh i hate it when the http response is 200 OK like JESUS can you stop yelling 😭

you must be squabble scrunkly scroinkler :3

why use Figma when you could use Ligma instead

YEAHH!!!
you just gotta hit :3 every now and then

use Ligma and go ████████ yourself

nonsensable

three hundred pages and counting of nonsense

ungivingity

sorry, i don’t speak 🔶

why is there an absolute zero but no absolute one

We know what three is. It can’t be some other non-three thing.
You can’t change the binding of a const, and you definitely can’t alter the meaning of 3.
(it contextualizes the nonsense)

three instances of arthritis

The majority of VC firms have not been able to actually make their investors more than even money in years.

Why? Because they invested in bullshit. It’s that simple. The companies they invested in are dogs that will never go public or sell to another company.

national nonsense naptime

to the next bazillion-dollar TAM boondoggle