I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person

Bail is 19,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars
And your sentence is 47^208484901 centuries in prison

Seriously though, you better get out of here.

Do not entrust your mental health to OpenAI.

I beg you to see a human therapist.

What do you mean “what about AI?”

do not have enough moneyyyy

Huh, an insurance company trying to screw someone over.
THAT NEVER HAPPENS!

Fuck capitalism.

that’s called: ✨ being inappropriate ✨

Nonsense make you lose control.

You never count your money when you’re sitting at the table. There’ll be time enough for counting when the dealings AAAAAAAAAAA-

But first… I feel like I should tell you this process might suck.

I’M SCARED OF THERAPY

YOU WANT TO BE MORE

acquire lacquer

Does this nonsense already exist?

Your favorite keybind!!

Control yourself to access this next piece of history

abeuille brother

destroyed by shoes wtf
whatever is that: OEOEOOO!!

enforced exploitation through intimidation

Woke-on-LAN

Satire is hard when you read legitimate news on a daily basis…

Passage of time does not cause the issue to magically get solved.

The one thing we need to learn is that narcissists never joke.

on what planet have food prices dropped?

A true patriot loves their country and doesn’t want to trash it. They also would never storm the capital or support a dictatorship.

Give a hoot! Don’t pollute!

— in the immortal words of Woodsy Owl 🦉

Eggs may cost $10 but this database is free

After reading this you’ll know more about nonsense than the founder does.

which moon is sailor moon from
which galaxy is the samsung galaxy

I’m sorry, are you lost?

These are not duplicates stopid phone

not again :(
please, i dont want to sit here for 5 minutes!

out of context concept

What up you tu tu tu tu tube

nonsensing has always been my greatest strength

It’s a special occasion so I’m cooking the pasta ai denti vaginali tonight.

still, a ford logo is 100% required

The metaphor came home.

this-hub, that-tube, xyz-hamster downloaders

gate-keeping decision-makers (bureaucracy)

Kotlin: JetBrains’ attempt to get world domination.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WAS MADE FOR C-INTERCAL

IT’S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND “
”
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Imagine that one of the most prestigious open source software websites starts showing up in top results for “REDACTED”.

arch can make me KISS myself
gosh I LOVE arch this is so awesome

are you sure?

Sometimes you can be meticulous in doing something, yet when someone dismisses it, you don’t care about what you were doing either.

Tap into that new sleep phonk

Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth”