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29 days til padoru padoru

easy, if you are a man

the world does not collapse if you reply tomorrow

this is huge news for the unemployed AND employed

don’t forget the magic incantation, “YOLO, bazinga, I’moutofhereseeyalater”

DON’T CALL IT A CAKE WALK IF THERE ISN’T CAKE

Memo to HP: make printers, not excuses.

everything is laughter till the reactor explodes

everyone has the right to be stoopid timi to time unless youre messing with radioactive stuff

HOT TIP - How to make the most of Black Friday:

DON’T BUY ANYTHING!

valiant effort to ruin the experience

Zoom, pan, and behold!

Welcome to our community + Enjoy our exclusivity

consider the environment and think before you print

Good Morning,

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Nonsense success stories

don’t mander the Gerry

Better be the only one than the best one.

Your intentions are unclear or not understood

bro came home

suck a wine

humanity started going downhill ever since they made sand think

Jangan kaget jika mulai awal tahun depan aparat penegak hukum kian sewenang-wenang.

the real value is the concept itself

Live, Laugh, Loaf

Hello
Pediki

Does it matter whether we say “please” or not? This is an honest question, not satire. I ask because I don’t know.

Coffee is basically a productivity loan with cruel interest. You feel rich at 9am and morally bankrupt by 3.

There’s no creativity. There never was. There never will be. There never can be. Learn how these things work so you don’t anthropomorphize like a caveman.

is AI an avocado toast millennial?

Now you should be able to add eyes to rigs. Add eyes to hand rigs. Add eyes to environments. Add eyes to storms. Add eyes to eyelids.

mêlée générale

Is it really free? Yes.

My flabber has been gasted

sans reservation

YOU JUST WON THE GAME!!!!

By reading this you have automatically won The Game. The fact that you thought about The Game when reading this does not matter. You can think about it all you want, You still won. The game has ended for you! Congratulations!!

Olivia meowing and mewing

Somethings ripply fishy

What do you mean? It’s clearly funny the 13278439^6741216961th time!

state your business when nonsensing

BIG DADDY

days before the celebration of my existence in this world (birthday) :33

Pls no judgment on frequency of entries kthx

Enjoy your 1.3MB csv file.

autocomplete as a legit info source

call me an exposed nerve how I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKFUCKAAAUUUGGHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKMAKEITSTOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAENDTHEPAINIBEGOFYOUGHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHHHH

Part 1: My Life Is a Lie

sax and violence 🎷🎻

• i ned bred
• yeah i also need bred