bro you’re not saving electricity, you’re inviting petir masuk rumah

you tamper2, you kena tampar2 (slapped)

confirm husband material

english to english translation

Never ask

• the UK to draw borders
• Germany to win a world war
• the Netherlands or Belgium to make a colony

serial nonsenser

Vocabulary word of the century: INTEGRITY

Don’t pay me. Because of the artistic integrity thing.

BRAINSTORMING IS IMAGination engINEERING

So, the next time any of you out there who speak metric get annoyed that I forgot to include a conversion for you, I want you to remember this little adventure where we all learned what the REDACTED a breakfast cup is.

unblock your meridians

Justin Trudeau will welcome me with open arms

dreaming wet

PARENTAL

ADVISORY

EXPLICIT CONTENT

“For best happiness use smooth finger.” ← I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP

Tofu is soft because tofu is soft 🥹

hallucinating in HD

[Fucking 語講呢啲] oil. Sourcing oil. Pumping water. Bo Yan . Bo Dajin . Eating tofu. Wendu.

性騷擾? Is it cheap? What does “tofu” mean?

Shi Shi

Make a cheap euphemism

Chinese squat-based encyclopaedia Facebook 粉絲專頁 is officially enumerated, inviting everyone to make a bet.

you you you YOU you ~you~

我喜欢吃豆腐 😃

Who Is This Nonsenser, Anyway?

kesempatan dalam kesempitan

Do you, do you really care?

Berikut kami lampirkan entri luar nalar Anda. Semoga bermanfaat. Terima kasih sudah mempercayakan diri anda kepada kami.

crispy space engine

Danny came up

MANGO STICKY RICE

I think this schedule could be very nice

Please add a profile picture.

insert cash or select payment type

pastikan teman-teman menyiapkan sinyalnya untuk mengakses LMS

Secret Santa: Nondisclosure Claus

Nonsense is intended only to be used in applications that do not cause or contribute to adverse impacts on human rights.

4D: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A FOURTH DIMENSION TODAY

AI = Grand Theft Autocomplete

People who “create” AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.

Random things happen every day. You’re just noticing them.

dukungan moril

Be so you

Can’t make your bed? Don’t do it, you are going to use it at night again. If you can do it, don’t do it. Your bed is not going to judge you.

By the way, you have memory problems.

You have had enough. I see you, stop. I’m here to help. I’m here to make you stop. See me, stop me. Help me. Make me.

good enough is perfect

How to do laundry when you’re depressed

one of my biggest shame is having looked up to him once

Huh… just the right amount.

I don’t trust myself at all that’s why I need to go to therapy how am I supposed to be able to find the right therapist if you’re supposed to trust yourself to find one oh god oh fuck I’m screwed