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Tell me my fish will die. Yes, I’m dead

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:52

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where does bek live?

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:51

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Fill your boat and dive in the bush

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:50

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What do you want? And trying to find this? Mandy did not meet Man in sight! I looked at her and malignant melanoma, it is a roadmap for congressman!

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:48

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EAT SPIDERS BEFORE GOING OUT.

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:48

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You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals. It fills his pocket, blessing all verbs

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:48

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I’m having ice cream, time to get drunk! :D

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added on April 15, 2022 at 09:45

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Can nonsense exist without makesense?

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added on April 15, 2022 at 07:01

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At this time of writing, 2050 is still 28 years in the future. Nobody knows what will happen in that time, and we cannot absolutely promise that we will make more nonsense (at least in here).

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added on April 15, 2022 at 06:59

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🫔

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added on April 15, 2022 at 05:55

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imagine trusting a company

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added on April 15, 2022 at 05:54

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I read that as a watermelon

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added on April 15, 2022 at 04:00

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I’m a material… cube

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added on April 15, 2022 at 04:00

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You did a thing, I did a thing.

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added on April 15, 2022 at 02:56

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UUUUUEEEEAAAAAAAAA” - Everyone after steve jobs said it has a handle, 1999

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added on April 14, 2022 at 22:40

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“It has a handle” - Steve Jobs, 1999

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added on April 14, 2022 at 22:39

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why would you want to download ads

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added on April 14, 2022 at 16:14

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the, the… the nonsense. yes, the nonsense. what is it? is it something random? nonsensical? out-of-context? i am a nonsenser. i was a nonsenser before i join here, actually. i am a nonsenser. i am a nonsenser. am i a nonsenser? do i search the interwebs for nonsense and out-of-context things? do i keep falling into various rabbit holes like i was browsing in wikis? do i go outside? yes, i do. i stay up sometimes. nonsense on the go. you open whatever chat app just for making nonsense there. you watch youtube videos? you can get nonsense from there?? i tried. i tried, again. did i tried doing it? how many nonsense did RZ add to the database? the database? what is it? is it just stored on some ‘cloud’ that may become inaccessible? that… we should preserve it. i don’t want the gems to be lost. nonsense is a gem? hidden gems? eventually at the end of the day i close the app. i shut down my device. i go to sleep. i do it again everyday. you hear some conversation, you hear things that could be nonsense, so you open the app and send the nonsense there, eventually added by RZ. or not. well, that is because he only adds nonsense that is nonsense-worthy. wait, is he a rose? actually, Redzer is a rose, RZ? no, not really. i guess. nonsense are limited to 2000 characters? are nonsense mostly text? you, as the nonsense reader, just seeing this in one of the nonsense channels, or maybe using the nonsense command and you somehow find this i guess? who am i, really? everything is nonsense in some way, if you can make it into a nonsense. wait, how long is this? end of this nonsense.

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added on April 14, 2022 at 15:21

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are you accepting offtopic/no context messages as nonsenses

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added on April 14, 2022 at 14:59

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I hope this nonsense make sense and not being a total nonsense.

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added on April 14, 2022 at 13:31

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wow, it has been read!

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added on April 14, 2022 at 13:27

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added on April 14, 2022 at 13:26

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Dear Customer Congratulations You
have been chosen as the winner of
Nonsense Prize From %1
PIN : 1F54771
Info Admin %2
Thank You

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added on April 14, 2022 at 13:13

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Rubber ducking at work 🦆

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added on April 14, 2022 at 12:48

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people are monsters and life is pain

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added on April 14, 2022 at 03:33

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it feels like 1 million nonsense are displayed

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added on April 14, 2022 at 03:15

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Either I’m blind or the function does not exist

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added on April 14, 2022 at 03:15

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Something green and leafy from the air isn’t always a park or a wood on the ground.

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added on April 14, 2022 at 02:45

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Highlighted for emphasis

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added on April 13, 2022 at 13:12

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imagine translating more than 3671 strings

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:57

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Suddenly, 9000 tracks showed up

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:54

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An old laptop may be available for $150.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:49

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I am not sure I would want to work out what was going on in their head — I would prefer to protect the good work of others from mischief that allow good work to be messed on the off-chance that some good edits are also made in amongst the nonsense.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:37

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You can draw it or not, there is no limit below which it cannot be done, but the longer the separation is, the more likely someone will convert it into a dual carriageway and split the highway. Generally it is done.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:33

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WARNING: Nonsense is highly addictive Take frequent breaks, or else you might be crazy.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:33

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Visitor, those nonsense drive me crazy
can you help me please?

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:32

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9 + 10 = 9 × 9 : 10 + √9 + 9.9

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:31

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Do not let the nonsensers intimidate you. If you think it is, just read nonsense — for example, this one. The goal is to read nonsense once in a while, not read all the nonsense.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:28

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im typing this from portable keyboard (smol wireless keyboard) right now - Number1#4325

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:21

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Never assume common sense is common.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:19

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and then- and then you- and then you open- and then you open a- and then you open a location- and then you open a location like (insert OSM way here), and then- and then the- and then the pain- and then the pain the pain- and then you realize the brain surgery had no effect, the pain the pain omigodomigodomigodomigod the pain the pain, i’ve only been awake 48 hours without a break, my first caffeine in years, it’s only a map, why am i shaking so- maybe i am not seeing right, i close my eyes, eyes closed click … hello? is anyone out there??? is this qa purgatory? SNAP eyelids stronger than multiple layers gaffer tape carefully applied and welded to skin- mebbe if i stare at it, it will go away. show it who is the dominant canine in this doghouse.
eyes watering. NO BLINKING. the tears come. sobbing, heaving, weeping, wailing, moaning, gnashing of teeth. I AM AN EDITOR. I AM STRONG. I AM NOT A LOONY. i can fix this. i can. i can. can i? the uncertainty. is this art? is this sleep deprivation? this is a masterpiece. i am hearing visions and seeing voices. iinn sstteerreeoo. with reverberberberberb. all hail the mapper. learn to love the mapper. we are all the mapper. we are here to serve the map. no. i cannot. i close the tab and go somewhere else. i have failed. i am no longer a mapper. RIP.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:18

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do add things you see

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added on April 13, 2022 at 12:06

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“Im typing a message right now but it is not intended for anyone. If you are reading this then it is by mistake, perhaps I hit the “enter” key accidentally while typing. If that is the case, then that is unfortunate for me. Im only typing this to make it look like im typing something, but after a while i will delete this and reply with “OK”. yeah thats pretty much whats happening right now. What else can I say? I’m not sure. I could say anything really. Is this even making any sense? I dunno. Yes XL-OTL, I’m typing an entire essay about typing and also writing the bible 2. How long am I going to continue typing for? I don’t even know! I don’t know when to stop. I can’t stop. I will keep typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and typing, without stopping. I’m not even thinking about what I’m writing anymore, I’m just typing. It doesn’t have to be valid sentences, either. I could literally just type random letters asdkjfhgakjsdhflashjdgkfajsdfgkasdghlfakjhgskajhsdfgfkajhsgdfkjahsgdfkjahsgdf there I just did that let me type some more random letters zxcnbmvzxmncbvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvzmnxbcvahjsfdghjagsdfasgjdfhagfsdqtyruweqwuyetrquywterquywter that should do it I’m still typing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafafsefjgasejkhfgaksjehgaaef maybe I should copy this message after I’m done for posterity”

  • Mathias Elgaard
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added on April 13, 2022 at 11:53

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The maximum average is a straight line start to end.

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added on April 13, 2022 at 03:28

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JALLAJALALOUHOU

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added on April 12, 2022 at 14:27

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Nonsense welcomes everyone, but makesense only welcomes the ones with top merit, and their lives aren’t even that great considering the fact that they have such a little amount of members compared to us.

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added on April 12, 2022 at 13:35

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Every non leap year we are 6 hours late than the previous one.
So we should change our times to be six hours earlier

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added on April 12, 2022 at 13:31

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Visitor will never know the nonsense.

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added on April 12, 2022 at 11:53

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It’s the nonsense, Visitor. It’s the nonsense that drives us. It’s the nonsense that brought you here. You read the nonsense, just as I did.

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added on April 12, 2022 at 11:52

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How would you rate this bot on a scale from 3 to 20?

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added on April 12, 2022 at 11:19

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