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Thanks for taking a look. While you’re taking a look at things, does this look like tonsillitis to you? My throat has been kinda sore and the white patches aren’t going away. When I go CHAHHAHHHHHH it sorta hurts but sorta feels good. Please advise.

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added on February 28, 2026 at 00:37

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in case they end up terminating your developer account for your insufferably good sense of humor, you don’t even really have to notarize the app, just instruct the users to bypass the check

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added on February 28, 2026 at 00:34

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aluminium au chocolat

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added on February 27, 2026 at 22:55

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My compute bluescreen but discord instead of blue

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added on February 27, 2026 at 22:06

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Generally, nonsense entries are classified as one of three types:

  • Something you know
  • Something you have
  • Something you are
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added on February 27, 2026 at 15:52

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I’m a tire 🛞

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added on February 27, 2026 at 14:47

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The lethal dosage of daily nonsense is around -3.14 nonsense per kilogram. Be careful!

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added on February 27, 2026 at 14:20

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The Note 7 was recalled because it was a banana

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added on February 27, 2026 at 14:17

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Funkee Mah Chan

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added on February 27, 2026 at 14:16

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俺不能死
俺不能死
AMBULANCE!!!!!

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added on February 27, 2026 at 14:01

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Be warned, I do not separate life and work.

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added on February 27, 2026 at 12:43

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On monday it’s monday

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added on February 27, 2026 at 10:42

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Slip and fall down carefully !

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added on February 27, 2026 at 10:05

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Linux: It’s okay, Mac… we’re all friends here!

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added on February 27, 2026 at 09:50

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It’s a Good Mac App™

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added on February 27, 2026 at 09:39

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Matt Goodwin Matt Badlose

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added on February 27, 2026 at 09:35

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mathapp

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added on February 27, 2026 at 08:56

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ah yes, the classic be-passive-aggressive-then-delete-message situation

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added on February 27, 2026 at 08:50

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There’s always going to be

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added on February 27, 2026 at 08:34

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Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås Smörgås

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added on February 27, 2026 at 07:57

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Only show work you like, or you’ll end up being hired to do things you don’t like.

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added on February 27, 2026 at 07:41

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orang lagi puasa jangan tunjukin kue

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added on February 27, 2026 at 07:38

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temen-temen jangan lupa berkontribusi entri luar nalar yaaaa 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

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added on February 27, 2026 at 07:33

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Am I working (to avoid REDACTED)?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 06:25

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i dont had time to contribute 3 nonsense today D:

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:42

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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

raaaaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrr!!!!

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:24

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aku lebih suka tulisan yang ditulis sendiri tapi banyak salahnya gitu

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:16

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After eating, can you sleep?

Not recommended because it can trigger digestive problems.

Whay not? When you lie down, gravity deosn’t help the stomech retain acid and food, so there’s arisk of it coming back up intro the esophagus. This habbit can cause bolating heartburh, and sleep disturbances.

Safe can: if must sleep, position body part on higher (use pillow) for help meprevent refluks sour stomach.

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:14

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Children Prefer Junk Food To Real Food

children really like junk food. Because their parents are busy with housework.

Junk food has a high combination of sugar, salt and fat, creating a taste that children really like compared to healthy food

why junk food should be limited impacts physical health constitution by obesity diabetes hypertension deficiency of essential nutrients calcium vitamins A and c.

Parents are advised in Makassar to limit access that cuts assets and interests, for example by involving children in cooking

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:04

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Is MBG necessary?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 04:01

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Should Teens Use Social Media?

The use of social media by teens has always been prevalent, but whether the usage is beneficial or harmful is to be debated.

Social media is useful for communication. Teens can use social media to search for information and communicate with their friends and even other people. In addition, social media can also encourage them to share things like what they like and what they do. According to the Pew Research Center, many teens say social media helps them feel more connected to their friends and gives them a space to express themselves creatively. However, using social media can also lead to mental health issues. According to the American Psychological Association, excessive social media use among adolescents has been linked to increased symptoms of depression and anxiety.

In the end, social media remains something to be mindful of when it comes to teenagers. While it can be beneficial, using social media excessively can lead to mental health issues.

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:56

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Shud Mobil Phon B Alwate at Skool?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:36

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Based on the multiple arguments above, we can conclude that…

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:35

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Structure

  1. Issue : The discussion topic
  2. Arguments for -> Pro
  3. Arguments against -> Contra
  4. Conclusion / Recommendation

Features

  1. Simple present tense
  2. Logical connector -> However, on the other hand, moreover
  3. Modal verbs -> Should, must, can, may
  4. Evaluative language -> Dangerous, safe, harmful, effective
  5. Referencing words -> Based on … , According to …

How to make a discussion text

  1. Find an issue to talk about
  2. Find pro and contra arguments
  3. Make the text based on the structure
  4. Use a formal and neutral language
  5. Give a conclusion or a recommendation
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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:32

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Système d’exploitation

sometimes when people ask what’s our exploitation system, we answer “capitalism”

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:10

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  • To avoid misunderstation
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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:07

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Oh, hujan… alasan klasik.

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:01

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Why aren’t you here with us?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 03:01

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Oke guys… good morning. Piye kabare?

(enggak enggak)

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:58

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  • Halo…? Kenapa aku?
  • Kenapa nggak kamu?
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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:58

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Nanti dapet apa [kalau offline]?

dapat ciuman dan sayanggg tapi sayangnya lagi puasa

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:56

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yes coach?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:55

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  • di rumah dong
  • kok enggak offline sih
  • hujannnnn
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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:54

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“hujan”

ya allah… Alphard lho

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:54

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Hi, yes, welcome to Mozilla Burger. It’s true our burgers come with asbestos, but the good news is you can pick it off yourself. Look how easy that is. No, we can’t make a burger without it and let you add it yourself later. Why would we do that?

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:50

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you don’t need revenue if you don’t have employees to pay for

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added on February 27, 2026 at 02:49

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wake up and don’t be sad

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added on February 27, 2026 at 00:31

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izin leave grup sahabat, tetap semangat dan sukses menjadi apapun setelah lulus nanti! misal REDACTED as a gay pedo

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added on February 27, 2026 at 00:23

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why so dramatic,,,,,, losing a fruity REDACTED is just,, i can’t,,,,,,,,,,,,

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added on February 27, 2026 at 00:22

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I know the likelihood that someone will be reliable with one glance at their phone:

  1. 24-hour clock = most likely reliable
  2. 12-hour clock = likely to turn up late or not at all
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added on February 26, 2026 at 19:57

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