The only certainty in life is death, and they’re showcasing this truth much to the frustration of their government.

You’re not failing. You’re just participating in a global cultural movement.

Life is expensive, sleep is free…

Lying flat is the sick leave I took from my desires

Rest, sleep, or death—the objective truth in the universe.

Cats possess agency, but humans lack it; when will this alienated world end?

Since this land has never truly fostered an ideology that elevates human subjectivity, I can create one for myself. Lying flat is my intellectual exercise. Only by lying flat can one truly measure all things.

Lying down is justice

“Giving up” is not advisable; all that’s lacking is a period of dedicated hard work.

What’s better than one fried dopamine receptor? Two fried dopamine receptors.

We’re tired of the sophisticated, fast-paced, and efficient lifestyles imposed upon us; we just want to live a life of leisure and relaxation,

(nonsenser migration in progress, please wait)

got that proot in me

Being idealistic is both a curse and a blessing in my life

And with that leftover money, OpenAI can pay off others like Microsoft. So Nvidia pays OpenAI, so OpenAI can pay Nvidia and also pay Microsoft so that Microsoft can invest in OpenAI so that OpenAI can buy it from Microsoft, so that Microsoft can buy from Nvidia, so that Nvidia can invest in OpenAI and so on and so on and so on.

Instructions for Making

Be alone
Be half-asleep
Be sitting.
Be undistinguishable.
Be reading.
Be hungry.
Be uncomfortable.
Be wanting.
Be ready.
Be aware.
Be still.

“You can buy the future”

The fastest way to ship your features is to have Apple do it first.

boring is actually good

So what is Nonsense?

I hate “makesense” with the heat of a thousand suns.

nonsense is worth 80 IQ points

11000 entries of subtleties

Good nonsensers copy, great ones steal

when something happens, don’t panic

first things first: write the utterance and add it here

who on earth is Wang Jiang

don’t test my sexual orientation

life can’t crush my love for nonsense

When someone takes something to the extreme, it becomes an art (even if it’s just curating and contributing nonsense)

Do whatever you want with this database 👍

If you flirt with me, it won’t end well. Trust me, you won’t win me over.

• Are you—
• No, I’m thoroughly depressed.

Car eatin fih

remember you have someone who wants to have a REDACTED with you

Oh… I almost forgot that you’re literally in a REDACTED, MAKES TOTAL SENSE. YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A REDACTED.

How to make REDACTED hate you: I assume that if you just be REDACTED and REDACTED them up every now and then, I’d say it’s a strategic way of making them slowly hate you and that they just want to move away from your place - profit!

REDACTED sloppy yaoi

And one more thing… REDACTED exists. Y’all can have fun REDACTED or whatever. At least you don’t have an external responsibility from it. (though we should legalize REDACTED as well because we REDACTED are complicated and you shouldn’t make life more complicated and you must assume that the limitation of what you haven’t done will apply to yourself in the future because you’re just going to be REDACTED like NOBODY even knows)

If you’ve learned anything: please legalize REDACTED. What’s the point of letting them REDACTED WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY ADMITTED TO NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? I mean, sure, you can put them up for REDACTED, but NOPE it’s MUCH MORE COMPLICATED THAN Y’ALL THINK

Although, I suppose that it makes sense for you to REDACTED because… well, YOU REDACTED IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU GODDAMN THING

Makes sense though. You REDACTED, and then you “take responsibility” BY REDACTED THOSE REDACTED YOU’VE MADE. IN. THE. FIRST. PLACE.

Here’s the thing: REDACTED exists, but I’m not sure how you could do that for REDACTED instead of just us REDACTED. If anything, nature simply doesn’t make sense.

If only REDACTED were to be REDACTED then I wouldn’t be so surprised. BUT THIS DAMN THING is NOT REDACTED in fact REDACTED LITERALLY JUST REDACTED OTHER REDACTED every now and then

YOU JUST SCREAM AND REDACTED “REDACTED” LIKE IT’S SOMETHING YOU HAVE REDACTED ABOUT

Why do you act so cute and so shy when you’re LITERALLY just being a REDACTED? ARE YOU JUST REDACTED OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? YOU ARE A WHOLE REDACTED!!!

I’m feeling REDACTED and
~

Wi-Fi CERTIFIED™️

Im taking ur limbs instead
See how it feels when i SELL it…

bisa dibilang gambling? bisa dibilang gambling

you have completed another rotation around the sun

Nonsense Connect

winrate 90%++ ges gasabar nih

nasi ayam bali

penunggu burjo

danus tahu bakso

(hentikan sudah, jokes internal ini)