19539 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


Wait, everything is JavaScript?
Always has been.

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added on May 15, 2022 at 01:55

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Bathalenias the best way for you and your team and I will send you the best time to give me a copy of my resume and cover with plastic and reconstructive surgeon and I will do the needful as soon it was a temporary to create a binding contract in the next few weeks back I am not able and I am looking forward for the use was great meeting the team i am from the game on Sunday at the picture when the time of year is going on with your family are well known and respected in the morning of the blocks is a good day I would like in the morning of June is the first message to the water is a very happy to the water but the other day I would love to the right direction buttons on the game on Sunday morning and the will of the blocks too many videos I will send you a call from a mobile.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 16:57

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I hate when I’m looking at oranges and bananas and then suddenly pigeons send me to the abyss

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added on May 14, 2022 at 16:16

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HELP What are all these things I keep hearing about, like nonsense, makesense, tiles, nonsensebot, database, …?

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added on May 14, 2022 at 14:44

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No way should be longer than 10-15 km. Typically, they will actually be much shorter.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 14:39

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Creating Nonsense From Nonsense Galaxy Content

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added on May 14, 2022 at 14:33

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a child is a gift that keeps recieving

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added on May 14, 2022 at 14:20

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Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 13:23

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If Windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?

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added on May 14, 2022 at 13:13

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Someone submit to the AUR. NOW!

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added on May 14, 2022 at 13:09

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when NVIDIA open-sources their drivers: what? the world coming to the end???

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added on May 14, 2022 at 13:08

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It’s super easy! Just press a button and copy-paste a command.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 13:00

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Better to bork a system a mere 15 minutes into the installation process than to bork it after 15 days.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 12:56

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How can you tell if someone is an Arch Linux user? You don’t have to, they are going to tell you.

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added on May 14, 2022 at 07:14

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and they tell you to READ THE MANUAL

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added on May 14, 2022 at 07:12

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added on May 14, 2022 at 06:31

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added on May 13, 2022 at 16:40

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Under our clothes we’re all naked.

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added on May 13, 2022 at 11:25

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Nonsense, done right.

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added on May 13, 2022 at 11:03

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When the sense has no sense that nonsense didn’t have sense, thus; nonsense has no sense that it turns sense into nonsense, nonsense into sense, and so on and so forth

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added on May 13, 2022 at 10:44

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Does it make sense that it makes sense that nonsense doesn’t make sense?

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added on May 13, 2022 at 10:43

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Ignorance is bliss is the same as nonsense is clever

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added on May 13, 2022 at 05:28

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Does a Batboy grow up to become a Batman

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:50

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, Microwave

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:50

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Would dragons think we’re cool because we can create water in our mouths

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:47

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You can divide 100.000.001 by 17

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:45

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How do I stop myself from asking questions?

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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How can a person without ears wear glasses

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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Cuttlefish = not fish
Starfish = not fish
Jellyfish = not fish
Silverfish = not fish
Shellfish = not fish

Seahorse = fish

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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ᵈᶦˢ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ˢᵐᵒˡ

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:43

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What would a vampire do if he is in a mirror maze
He can’t see himself through the mirror and it will be impossible that he will find the exit

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:42

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Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I can’t see

-Person with eyes closed

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:41

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If flies could talk, would they call us a walk

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:41

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Do blind people with guide dogs pick up their dog’s poop

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:40

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If a glass door says HƧUꟼ, you have to pull to open it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:39

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Height depends on how tall you are

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:38

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I want to send nonsense but I forgot what then nonsense was

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:38

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Ducks are waterproof chickens

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:37

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Exercise is more difficult the more you need it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:37

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If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or no longer poisonous

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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If a 9 year old used anti aging cream that makes you 10 years younger, would they disappear

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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A table is a plate for plates

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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Every odd number has an “e” in it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:35

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What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:35

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Why is a hamburger called hamburger if there is no ham in it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:34

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Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:34

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the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:33

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Why do we need to eat if it’s going to come out anyway

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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How do you wash water proof clothes

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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