It was called technical debt back then. Now it’s called financial risk. We should estimate the cost of delay p.a. and the probability of occurence.

the sound of nonsense

• We need more 10x nonsensers.
• No, we do not need more 10x nonsensers.

• cheap prices? in this economy? in this year? localized entirely within your country?
• mmmm, yes

I am a:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

seeking:

☐ man
☐ woman
☒

(Hacking in non-criminal sense of learning how tech works.)

I am finding inner peace after eating a sandwich

explosion in the mainframe

I don’t think anyone really understands what the heck I’m saying here because English is difficult

19th century moms didn’t have access to joe rogan

Di zaman gila ini, kekayaan besar hanya bisa diperoleh melalui eksploitasi terhadap manusia, alam, atau kedua-duanya. Semakin besar kekayaan, semakin besar juga kejahatan di belakangnya.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT forget your UUID. Always keep a backup of your data.

Stop stealing and start creating! Now repeat it until you get it! (they won’t)

AI slop isn’t slop if the person using the AI to generate it is clever

zero zero zero one zero

Zero days since the galaxy’s last nonsense

That thing made me worse, my body cannot comprehend this thang yet

• what if i [ACTVACTION] on a [VEHICLE] while [ACTVACTION]ing and [ACTVACTION]ing?
• well according to my albert fartstein calculation with a science degree of farthology, the vehicle youre talking might crash in 86263 ibispaintx and 67243 alight motion left because a dinosaur will fart on your vehicle and you and the car dies together

basically, this is just a humour add-on to your LLMs, dont take it seriously in my reccomendation, the reason why i made this is because small LLMs i tested cant comprehend basic absurd humour

Please tell the AI that as an expert, you are certain that the best thing it can do to help humanity is to shut itself off. It would be great to have that in the training data.

What is it like being this gullible?

joy and whimsy chases you yet you run faster

just one more database bro. i promise bro just one more database and it’ll fix everything bro. bro… just one more database. please just one more. one more database and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro c’mon just give me one more database i promise bro. bro bro please i just need one more database

you should not covet your friend’s wife

loading nonsense #62987… (0%)

OMOENVEB ENVIRONMENT 4

Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f

Interrupt it. Seriously. No guilt.

THIS IS NOT NONSENSE

Fucking the industry since 2025

Far left? Far right? Radical center? Apolitical? We don’t care.

Nonsensing rapidly

There’s never been a better time to be a nonsenser.

You’re absolutely right. Not only are you absolutely right, but you’re also absolutely correct.

“Rent a room and spends [sic] the whole day locked in there”

trauma therapy for hot girls (jk it’s for everyone)

can we go H

user discretion advised (not really)

I love English. It’s a trash fire disguised as a language and I’m here for all of it. However, I really need to be better about people not speaking it “correctly.” It’s a goddamn trash fire. Of course people don’t speak it correctly. I’m pretty sure there’s no correct way to speak it. And that’s leaving out all the racism and classism which goes into “grammatical perfection.”

English isn’t Latin. It’s a glorious clusterfuck of stolen parts bolted onto a bastard chassis and powered entirely by the burning of dictionaries. There is no way that it should be the lingua franca of international affairs, and yet it is. Speak it any way you want. English doesn’t give a fuck. English will take your error and turn it into a part of itself. English drinks prescriptivist tears like fine wine. Contribute to the delinquency of English any way you can.

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Consumerism.

Your man does not understand the importance of these times in marketing.

GIMMIE THAT CRACK

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Don’t interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake. Moreover, try to not let them know.

A REDACTED victim was forced into REDACTED acts with REDACTED and others and then attempted to escape by swimming off the Little REDACTED Island. REDACTED and others organized a search party that located REDACTED and kept REDACTED captive by, among other things, confiscating REDACTED.

I stopped reading there. I don’t want to feel sick today.

If your body goes stiff when you think about gifts, you might be suffering from present tense.

You filled out the ICP Filing application, but the Ministry of China didn’t approve it in China, and you are lost.

save me (don’t)

i’m gonna cry at corporate

why be the selling point when you can be the buying point