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I want to thank you for the sysadmins to make the WiFi hotspot in my class working again!

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added on August 30, 2022 at 02:12

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When you make nonsense, and you realize there is no internet… What should you do?

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added on August 30, 2022 at 02:12

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Wrong server, buddy

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added on August 29, 2022 at 03:17

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Every time a british person says “long live the queen” she gains another year on her life

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added on August 28, 2022 at 22:58

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😠 <-- windows users when i lock them in my basement (they suddenly want linux)

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added on August 28, 2022 at 21:58

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is that xoxoxo reference

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added on August 28, 2022 at 20:09

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  • How is it possible like—
  • And yes Visitor, it is weird that your mother looks at your age.
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added on August 28, 2022 at 16:10

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Do you hug and kiss all your friends?

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added on August 28, 2022 at 16:08

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they will release steam deck alyx instead

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added on August 28, 2022 at 10:39

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earth contains
only 1066 people

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added on August 27, 2022 at 19:07

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valve finally learned to count
steam deck will run on steam os 3.0

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added on August 27, 2022 at 19:04

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Valve will release the steam deck 2, but there won’t be a steam deck 3

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added on August 27, 2022 at 18:37

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linux users when i lock them in my basement (they suddenly want windows)

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added on August 27, 2022 at 14:52

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.net fans when .com fans walk in

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added on August 27, 2022 at 14:21

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he has a really big shyness

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added on August 27, 2022 at 13:09

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Out, out, damned Spotify!

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added on August 27, 2022 at 12:37

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‘Breakfast’? Is that the thing some people eat in the ‘morning’?

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added on August 27, 2022 at 12:00

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Your debug build works, works, works, works, works, works, works. 🎉

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added on August 27, 2022 at 11:23

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I lw

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added on August 27, 2022 at 04:25

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why don’t you ask my dad Redzy for nonsense instead?

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added on August 26, 2022 at 18:41

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I HATE FLORIES!!! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!! I HATE FURRIES!!!!

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added on August 26, 2022 at 18:40

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**Ba**king
**Br**ead

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added on August 26, 2022 at 14:14

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slow it way way way down for the eeending

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added on August 26, 2022 at 13:27

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and slow it way way down for the memory

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added on August 26, 2022 at 13:27

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and the musical
music is true

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added on August 26, 2022 at 13:21

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I accidentally read your nick as linux femboy

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added on August 26, 2022 at 07:11

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I need a sweat band
not because i do sports all the time
but because breathing makes me exhausted

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added on August 25, 2022 at 18:01

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🍹 glug glug glug glug glug .. ah

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added on August 25, 2022 at 04:26

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We might not know what is wrong.

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added on August 25, 2022 at 00:13

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i almost sent my password 💀

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added on August 24, 2022 at 17:16

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🤯

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added on August 24, 2022 at 10:04

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we get Red Zer

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added on August 24, 2022 at 10:03

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Red Syntetizer

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added on August 24, 2022 at 10:02

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selfie

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added on August 24, 2022 at 07:23

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I hate myself
My self
My
Self
Selfy
I hate selfy

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added on August 24, 2022 at 06:53

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Deleting a user is dangerous.

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added on August 24, 2022 at 03:09

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“School” sounds like “is cool”, but school isn’t cool so it should renamed to “notchool” or something

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added on August 23, 2022 at 16:11

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linerly spitting facts

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added on August 23, 2022 at 13:48

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This is entirely optional.

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added on August 23, 2022 at 13:29

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Working as B

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added on August 23, 2022 at 13:14

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in’taended

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added on August 23, 2022 at 13:08

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XNOR XNOR XNOR

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added on August 23, 2022 at 13:08

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wdym by flood tho

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:09

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lets nuke my house

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:05

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like mine

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:05

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no way

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:05

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because the thing i said was a ✨ joke ✨

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:05

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i like warmth

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:04

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this hit me so hard my phone locked itself

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:03

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der was reason

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added on August 23, 2022 at 12:02

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