19526 nonsense entries have been added to the database!


Nonsens of they yeah

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added on March 8, 2023 at 17:12

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Beep Boop Beep?
React with ☑️ to confirm you are human

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added on March 8, 2023 at 17:12

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i forgot ❌

my engram cells failed to reactivate ✅✅✅

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added on March 8, 2023 at 08:09

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Not everyone have the time for nonsense

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added on March 7, 2023 at 09:17

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Brace yourself, merge conflicts ahead.

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added on March 6, 2023 at 09:16

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The, the, and the

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added on March 5, 2023 at 09:23

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You have opened the gateway to your dreams.

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added on March 4, 2023 at 19:12

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You can try providing the artist name to get more accurate results!

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added on March 3, 2023 at 05:58

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Remember to feed the baracuda that lives under the stairs.

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added on March 3, 2023 at 04:25

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Super
Incredible
Music
Player

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added on March 2, 2023 at 01:09

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Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
What can be the best place to see Lelcube vs Sweatsmile battle ?

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added on March 1, 2023 at 07:09

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To become a scientist, you must at least take physical science, mathematics and biology. Mathematics are very important in science, especially calculus and algebra.

-wikihow

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added on February 28, 2023 at 17:32

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Nonsensical Question Of The Day-
Who would be the best Scientist in this Server ?

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added on February 28, 2023 at 05:50

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did I just flirted publicly in front of everyone even though we were just reading a dialog about the environment

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added on February 28, 2023 at 03:37

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GOTD - guestion of the day

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added on February 27, 2023 at 17:19

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2 times that I can do that to make it to the point.

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added on February 27, 2023 at 10:23

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damn nice phone dude

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added on February 21, 2023 at 04:30

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I’m no longer a furry
I’m a cat now! Meow meow~

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added on February 12, 2023 at 08:40

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I’d just wike to inytewject fow a momenyt. What you’we wefewinyg to as Winyux, is iny fact, GNYU/Winyux, ow as I’ve wecenytwy takeny to cawwinyg it, GNYU pwus Winyux. Winyux is nyot any opewatinyg system unyto itsewf, but wathew anyothew fwee componyenyt of a fuwwy funyctionyinyg GNYU system made usefuw by the GNYU cowewibs, sheww utiwities anyd vitaw system componyenyts compwisinyg a fuww OS as definyed by POSIX.

Manyy computew usews wuny a modified vewsiony of the GNYU system evewy day, without weawizinyg it. Thwough a pecuwiaw tuwny of evenyts, the vewsiony of GNYU which is widewy used today is ofteny cawwed Winyux, anyd manyy of its usews awe nyot awawe that it is basicawwy the GNYU system, devewoped by the GNYU Pwoject.

Thewe weawwy is a Winyux, anyd these peopwe awe usinyg it, but it is just a pawt of the system they use. Winyux is the kewnyew: the pwogwam iny the system that awwocates the machinye’s wesouwces to the othew pwogwams that you wuny. The kewnyew is any essenytiaw pawt of any opewatinyg system, but usewess by itsewf; it cany onywy funyctiony iny the conytext of a compwete opewatinyg system. Winyux is nyowmawwy used iny combinyationy with the GNYU opewatinyg system: the whowe system is basicawwy GNYU with Winyux added, ow GNYU/Winyux. Aww the so-cawwed Winyux distwibutionys awe weawwy distwibutionys of GNYU/Winyux UwU

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added on February 8, 2023 at 22:21

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omg im in the next update!!!!!!!11!1!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!1!!11

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added on February 7, 2023 at 00:45

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The global climate change is happening. Join now!

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added on February 6, 2023 at 05:24

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what’s the point in life?

If you say 42 then you’re a fool. It’s obviously cheese

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added on February 5, 2023 at 17:48

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Is that true? :3c

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added on February 5, 2023 at 14:00

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can’t enslave furries 👍
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added on February 5, 2023 at 05:18

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added on February 3, 2023 at 22:45

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added on February 3, 2023 at 22:45

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Daily post!

literally
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added on February 2, 2023 at 12:46

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adobong manok energy

adobong manok energy
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added on February 2, 2023 at 12:44

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added on February 2, 2023 at 12:43

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Don’t thank me, thank to my 37th personality

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added on February 2, 2023 at 10:36

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i introduce a new thing to you today is Nonsense machine, its mechanics works like when you put an apple in that machine, you’re gone

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added on February 2, 2023 at 08:04

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HOW TO USE RZ PRONOUN:

thanks for watching!

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added on February 2, 2023 at 02:51

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Are you being murdered? Just go to the living room

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added on January 31, 2023 at 19:58

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There seems to be no signs of inteligent life here

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added on January 30, 2023 at 12:00

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When you use the internet for a long time, you just understand.

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added on January 29, 2023 at 15:24

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a gigachad is 1024 megachads

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added on January 28, 2023 at 15:15

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-Send me the launcher then i’ll give you the rocket.

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added on January 24, 2023 at 16:22

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In a community where people communicated through messages and posts, there was a blue checkmark. This blue checkmark was special, as it was placed below a message to indicate that it had been accepted and added to the “nonsense database.”

The nonsense database was a collection of all the ridiculous and absurd messages that people had sent in the past. It was a place where people could go to see the funniest and most ridiculous messages that had been sent and shared.

One day, a person named Linerly joined the community, decided to send a message that he thought was particularly silly. He typed it out and hit send, not thinking much of it. But to his surprise, he saw the blue checkmark appear below his message, indicating that it had been accepted and added to the nonsense database.

Linerly was thrilled. He had never had a message accepted into the database before, and he felt famous. He showed his friends and family his message and the blue checkmark, and they all laughed and congratulated him.

From that day on, Linerly became known as the “nonsense legend” among his friends and family. He would spend hours coming up with the funniest and most ridiculous messages he could think of, just to see if they would get the blue checkmark and be added to the database.

Months went by, and Linerly’s fame grew. He became a well-known person in the community, and his messages were always eagerly awaited by the people who followed him. Even though he never knew why some of his messages were accepted and others were rejected, he continued to send them, always with a smile on his face and the hope of seeing that blue checkmark appear below his message.

The end.

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added on January 19, 2023 at 13:46

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A local man, Snollygoster, made headlines yesterday when he sold his beloved 50-inch flat screen TV in order to purchase a replacement remote control. Snollygoster, a self-proclaimed ‘TV enthusiast,’ had been using the same remote for over a decade and was devastated when it finally broke beyond repair.

According to Snollygoster, the remote control was irreplaceable, and he couldn’t bear the thought of using a universal remote or purchasing a new TV. So, he made the bold decision to sell his TV and use the proceeds to buy a new remote control.

The TV was sold for a modest price of $300, with Snollygoster stating that it was worth it for the sake of his “TV viewing experience.” The new remote control cost $25.

When asked about his decision, Snollygoster said, “I know it sounds crazy, but my TV is my sanctuary. I can’t imagine watching my favorite shows without the perfect remote control in hand. It may seem like a small thing, but it makes all the difference.”

Snollygoster’s story has caught the attention of many, with some praising his dedication to his TV viewing experience, while others have criticized him for his decision to sell a valuable item for a relatively small cost.

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:38

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I was so excited to try this Failed Souffle recipe, but unfortunately, my final dish was a complete disappointment. Despite following the instructions to a tee, my souffle refused to rise and instead was a dense, eggy mess. To add insult to injury, the final step of brushing with a layer of disappointment was a tasteless and unappetizing addition. I would not recommend this recipe to anyone, and I’ll be sticking to tried and true souffle recipes from now on.

— Zephyrine Q. Flibbertigibbet

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:27

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Failed Souffle

Ingredients:
— 4 eggs
— 1/4 cup of flour
— 1/4 cup of sugar
— 1/4 cup of milk
— 1 tsp of vanilla extract
— Pinch of salt

Instructions:

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 °F (176.67 °C).
  2. In a mixing bowl, beat the eggs until they are light and frothy.
  3. Add the flour, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, and salt to the eggs and mix until well combined.
  4. Pour the mixture into a souffle dish and bake in the preheated oven for 20 minutes.
  5. Take the souffle out of the oven and realize it has not risen.
  6. Lastly, brush with a very nice layer of disappointment, and serve immediately. 😔
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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:23

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Have you suffered a workplace injury? Call 1-800-RZ-INJURY-LAWYERS.com

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:15

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CAN YOU EVEN SEE?!

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:13

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Who is a baller?

A “baller” is a slang term that is most commonly used to describe someone who is successful or wealthy, often in the context of being able to afford luxurious or extravagant items or experiences. The term can also be used as a verb, such as “to ball out,” meaning to live or spend lavishly. It also can be used to describe a person who is very good in a specific activity or sport, especially basketball, thus “balling” in that context.

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:13

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OMG NONSENSE IS BEING ADDED AGAIN

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:07

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Lastly, brush with a very nice layer of disappointment.

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added on January 18, 2023 at 12:06

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Why are you a bot?

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added on January 15, 2023 at 23:01

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Remember to get the water only lukewarm to not burn your ball

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added on January 15, 2023 at 17:15

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my knowledge is enhanced by a search engine

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added on January 15, 2023 at 12:13

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Your local weather is being translated into 46 languages using Weblate.

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added on January 15, 2023 at 08:28

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