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How do I stop myself from asking questions?

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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How can a person without ears wear glasses

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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Cuttlefish = not fish
Starfish = not fish
Jellyfish = not fish
Silverfish = not fish
Shellfish = not fish

Seahorse = fish

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:44

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ᵈᶦˢ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ˢᵐᵒˡ

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What would a vampire do if he is in a mirror maze
He can’t see himself through the mirror and it will be impossible that he will find the exit

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:42

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Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I can’t see

-Person with eyes closed

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:41

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If flies could talk, would they call us a walk

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:41

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Do blind people with guide dogs pick up their dog’s poop

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:40

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If a glass door says HƧUꟼ, you have to pull to open it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:39

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Height depends on how tall you are

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:38

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I want to send nonsense but I forgot what then nonsense was

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:38

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Ducks are waterproof chickens

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:37

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Exercise is more difficult the more you need it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:37

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If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or no longer poisonous

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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If a 9 year old used anti aging cream that makes you 10 years younger, would they disappear

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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A table is a plate for plates

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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Every odd number has an “e” in it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:36

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I wonder if I’ve ever bought milk from the same cow twice

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:35

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What were electric eels called before electricity was discovered

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:35

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Why is a hamburger called hamburger if there is no ham in it

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:34

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Life is just a hallucination caused by breathing

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:34

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the word “short” is longer than the word “long”

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:33

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Why do we need to eat if it’s going to come out anyway

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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How do you wash water proof clothes

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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uʍop ǝp!sdn p!ɐs s! ǝƃɐssǝɯ s!ɥʇ

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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You can drink a drink, but you can’t food a food

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:32

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River water doesn’t taste good. I once tried it and it tasted like river water

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:31

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A single spaghetti is called a spaghetto

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:31

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Ima send all my nonsenses here now

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added on May 13, 2022 at 04:31

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I crush my crush

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added on May 13, 2022 at 03:11

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helo guys today i’m gonna teach you how to be the impostor irl

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added on May 12, 2022 at 23:03

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no mor nonsens databas
we start from scratch now

  • Number1#4325 2022 12nd april
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added on May 12, 2022 at 15:09

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What’s Soft but it can scratch your skin? -Cat.

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added on May 12, 2022 at 03:54

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How to get rich quick

Step 1: I forgor
:lelcube:

Thanks for watching
💵 :lelcube: 💵

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added on May 11, 2022 at 17:19

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💮 My favorite flower is always pink. Especially red.

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added on May 11, 2022 at 12:44

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OK because you think I’m a good idea

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added on May 11, 2022 at 08:00

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Haven where you want nonsense mutation

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:53

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2,73837362727293E+063

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:52

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GGG AAT GCC CTT CGA CCG CTC

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:52

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Mansion that is called galaxy quest

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:52

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Show a few years for all conflict.

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:50

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA tag expression

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added on May 11, 2022 at 07:50

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If you have acne, you will die

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added on May 11, 2022 at 06:34

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Wearing a hat can cause hair loss

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added on May 11, 2022 at 06:24

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“How to drink water?”
“No cups”

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added on May 11, 2022 at 06:23

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Bring food to the blanket

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added on May 11, 2022 at 06:21

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I can’t stand falls down

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added on May 11, 2022 at 06:06

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i have no idea what others think about this thing

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added on May 11, 2022 at 00:40

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The Chinese “sale” system makes so much sense. Small number = small price.

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added on May 10, 2022 at 15:08

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Oh, I don’t have a dictionary!

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added on May 10, 2022 at 15:07

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