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Satya Nadella is getting tired of people calling AI slop output AI slop. If everyone can stop, that’s great, as it is upsetting Microslop’s shareholders.

Don’t start calling Microslop Microslop or use the #microslop tag as it might burst the AI bubble and then Microslop might have to take SlopPilot out of Windows. As you know, that would be terrible.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 18:01

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Thank you for having the charity to think that even my mistakes are done on purpose for the good of the entries; but I’m actually less intelligent than that. Just the irony, and a proof I should probably use a DeepL thing to proofread my nonsense, but because there is AI in everything, I tend to skip it.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:57

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moderately long fence

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:37

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got to be real

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:34

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feral contrapositive

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:33

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Well, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we have tariffs now.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:15

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Eat the rich! Compost the rich and use them as fertilizer!

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:07

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When life gives you SARS, you make SARSaparilla.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:04

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in quotes

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added on January 7, 2026 at 17:02

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the war on makesense

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added on January 7, 2026 at 16:58

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you look like a REDACTED

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added on January 7, 2026 at 16:51

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added on January 7, 2026 at 16:14

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buat tempat domblong

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added on January 7, 2026 at 15:30

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Who says we can’t have fun? A brand built around language provides us with limitless opportunities to play, evolve and even provoke.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 15:03

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why don’t you just let go

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added on January 7, 2026 at 14:39

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demi kata lumayan

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added on January 7, 2026 at 14:22

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Nonsense can be very nonsense if we nonsense it the nonsense way, with the all nonsense style.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 14:19

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Nonsense can be good if done the right, nonsense style.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 14:15

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MarriageMod

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added on January 7, 2026 at 14:00

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it’s hard to be a gamer when you’re a developer at this point

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:59

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beefy home

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:26

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battle for dream island home

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:18

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haaii may i 1000 $ for dream island pless 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:17

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hiii
may i have 1000 $ pls
for dream home
plss

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:16

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1000 pls
plss
for dream home

hi
hi

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added on January 7, 2026 at 13:11

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cengliterate yourself

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added on January 7, 2026 at 12:49

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cue++
cue+
cue

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added on January 7, 2026 at 10:09

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do pages really believe they are paginated?

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added on January 7, 2026 at 10:01

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Marks pizzaria!

Did you know K̶̨̰̉̆A̵̿̀̈̒ K̶̨̰̉̆A̵̿̀̈̒ K̶̨̰̉̆Ě̵́̅͒ K̶̨̰̉̆R̴͌̀̆͝RRRRRMMM̴̌͆̉̃MMM̌͆̉̃M̴̌͆̉

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added on January 7, 2026 at 08:47

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Maaf banget ka dengan penuh lope 🫶🏻 🙏🏻

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added on January 7, 2026 at 08:38

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Backup is just copy-paste, no need to hire expensive foreign consultants. Our fsync feature guarantees data is written to disk, because for us, data integrity is non-negotiable, not just material for a press conference to apologize.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 08:35

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Data cannot “be corrupted” or “disappear” mysteriously like social aid funds.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 08:33

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please do not lick your employees

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added on January 7, 2026 at 06:45

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NOT NEGOTIABLE - You must believe and be grateful to receive (as if you never wanted your money back)

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:28

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THE GRATITUDE BANK OF THE UNIVERSE

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:27

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Hey everyone 👋 hope you’re all doing well. I want to share my testimony about a REDACTED platform called REDACTED, a REDACTED community with real people and professional REDACTED that has been REDACTED consistently for over 2 years, with weekly REDACTED every Friday. They operate across the USA, Dubai, and Australia, offer a solid REDACTED system, and REDACTED around 10%–20% daily, with a REDACTED option for higher REDACTED. I’ve personally seen solid results, including REDACTED last year plus extra REDACTED from REDACTED. You can start with REDACTED or more. If you’re interested, DM me “REDACTED” and I’ll send you the REDACTED link.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:26

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  • The company doesn’t have a work/life balance.
  • Managers are incompetent.
  • The company lacks proper training programs.
  • Coworkers are fired for trivial reasons.
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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:17

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You’re making a richer pretext there.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:13

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During this process, the nonsenser will find a great deal of information publicly available, which can be overwhelming.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:06

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Nonsense may vary

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added on January 7, 2026 at 05:05

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GIVING PERMISSION TO ATTACK

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added on January 7, 2026 at 04:59

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Marketing Battle Plan

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added on January 7, 2026 at 04:18

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Hey baby, you make my private equity firm.

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added on January 7, 2026 at 04:17

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god damn it is so expensive you could buy a house

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added on January 7, 2026 at 04:13

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SMART PENALTY KICK

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added on January 7, 2026 at 03:50

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TUNG-TUNG FRIENDS

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added on January 7, 2026 at 03:31

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It’s good to refrain yourself from nonsensing; you’re in real life!

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added on January 7, 2026 at 03:28

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the budget does not exceed 183 rubles

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added on January 6, 2026 at 20:03

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Thank’s…..$$$

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added on January 6, 2026 at 19:22

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before ai we had cg ai

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added on January 6, 2026 at 17:18

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