I woke up yesterday at noon, but for today

This is my hometown. I bought every single house here so I could have a place to put all of my books.

Otamaton backwards is No Tamato 🍅

give me the best nonsense

🖥️ 🤛 😀

UNUSUAL
EVENTS

just watch the 100 second fireship video and ur good to go

Google just made a new language

and people are asking for 10 years of experience with it

linux users after realizing brain firmware is non-free

In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji.

● A microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4 grams.
● The highest capacity microSD that’s easily available is 256 GB
● A trebuchet can throw a 90-kilogram projectile over 300 meters.

90-kilograms worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them.Therefore, a trebuchet can throw 57.6 PB of data over 300 meters.This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created!

linux users when their house has windows

that is nonsense — sometimes I believe but really the world around us is unpredictable sometimes

is it true that one who picks up an item (fruits, etc.) that suddenly fell will be insane?

poll:
is redzer cool?

pick me up Visitor

supposed to be rain but element android doesn’t have rain so

linux users be like
⌨️ 🤛 🤓
“hold on just turning on my computer”

Po tradicyi gotovye belorusskiye draniki dayut petomcam. te ih perejovyvayut i vyblyovyvayut v tarelky

Hey, can I have 83839200203747883 burgers? Yo skipped the numbers? Tell me so I can continue the thing

haha python is a gun

today i will kill someone with my discord bot >:)

Fluff Master, lyrics:

[instrumental]

Meow.

Lonox

The worst paid and absolutely proprietary spyware broken system!

The nonsense database, also known as the database of potential song names

“After killing Google Wallet and replacing it with Google Pay, Google is releasing a new Google Wallet to replace Google Pay”

Who needs an English dictionary when I know most of the things that I need when I’m doing an English assignment?

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Fire on Wood is called Wood on fire

Open is always better than closed — especially in this pandemic.

i get so happy when you talk to me!

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

ALOEyou VERAmuch!

if you hate roblos
and you think
its garbich
and chaladisch
then get off my bage
because the only thing you gonna see here
is roblos
gobYEEEEeeEOYE&wqiutyqi

That white stuff is… sus.

look mom, this person is spamming non sense

android users be like 📱 🖌️ hold on just unlocking my phone

My name is BRAZIL GAMEPLAYS 69!1!1!1!!1!1 694201337 SUBSCRIBE NOW AMOGUS

“I don’t have AC or fan but I’ve Windows 7”

• Baraa03 on his b urn day!

plantcore

discorr

windo dog

embananas

ma cat is cyoot

sunglasses guy

not snek

non sense 1

daite checknu text

half of my server list disappeared

human hearts are lucky