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Oi! You know how long I wait for you???????

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added on August 11, 2022 at 07:56

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Want to go Orchard walk walk see see or not?

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added on August 11, 2022 at 07:54

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So what I do was, I sit down and I ting ting ting, until I get answer lor.

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added on August 11, 2022 at 07:53

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I’m done counting the Lucas Numbers

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added on August 11, 2022 at 05:45

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2 1 3 4 7 11 18 29 47 76 123 199 322 521 843 1364 2207 3571 9349 15127 24476 39603 64079 103682 167761 271443 439204 710647 1149851 1860498 3010349 4870847 7881196 12752043

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added on August 11, 2022 at 05:44

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Check if mod

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added on August 11, 2022 at 03:39

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“Are you a fan of Apple?”
“I have pledged my soul and body to Apple. I sold my children last winter to purchase their entire catalog”

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added on August 11, 2022 at 03:15

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it’s not 300° 🥶

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added on August 11, 2022 at 02:49

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Cat rice

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added on August 11, 2022 at 02:49

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Oh my god, fake checks

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added on August 11, 2022 at 02:30

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discord

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added on August 11, 2022 at 02:21

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matrix

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added on August 11, 2022 at 02:21

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there’s 2 cats on my chair

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added on August 11, 2022 at 01:25

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my cat wants a banana

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added on August 11, 2022 at 00:50

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what’s that

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added on August 10, 2022 at 22:51

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Ты думаешь мы нет 😠
А мы конечно да 😄

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added on August 10, 2022 at 21:35

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Fun fact: WWW stands for ieopfgkfjkop´ghpokwjfktp´çlphkjnmkdlçlmknhmktfgnvhklpwksrkrlplkdejnklw

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added on August 10, 2022 at 17:30

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not enough comedy awards to award to this funi

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added on August 10, 2022 at 17:11

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ur mom jokes are beyond comedy

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added on August 10, 2022 at 17:11

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royal kuchen

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added on August 10, 2022 at 16:18

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Introducing NonsenseScript

- Insane syntax, almost feels like englishn- Boilerplate-driven (inspired by just another verbose annoyance or j.a.v.a.)n- Blazingly slown- Built for windows phonennHere’s an example of a NonsenseScript program:
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added on August 10, 2022 at 16:04

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GNOME itself tries to be like macOS

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added on August 10, 2022 at 14:05

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🌕

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added on August 10, 2022 at 14:02

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This machine is a server
DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!!

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added on August 10, 2022 at 13:51

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cringing at the word ‘cringe’

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added on August 10, 2022 at 13:47

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dead nerd

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added on August 10, 2022 at 12:03

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It can take anything between couple of hours up to days, depending on how fast they review it. If they’re feeling particularly funny, they may block it again for some nonsense reasons, who knows. It has been uploaded to the Play Store right before the bot sent the notice, the rest is out of my control.

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added on August 10, 2022 at 11:20

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🍳 The Pan can fix all problems (except usage).

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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:48

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nonsense.mp0

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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:23

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nonsense.wat

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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:22

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a_table = {} -- Creates a new, empty table
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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:17

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:14

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Hmmm i feel like we need umm, less letters

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added on August 10, 2022 at 09:05

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Find and install hundreds of apps and games for Linux. Enjoy GIMP, GNU Octave, Spotify, Steam and many more!

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added on August 10, 2022 at 08:58

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Health is not valued until sickness comes.

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added on August 10, 2022 at 08:51

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Eat to live, not live to eat.

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added on August 10, 2022 at 08:50

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🔊 🎶 🦜

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added on August 10, 2022 at 05:06

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Kids (for kids)

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added on August 10, 2022 at 04:57

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you can adjust things easily on the computer but on paper you have to re-draw to adjust

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added on August 10, 2022 at 03:48

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maybe

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added on August 10, 2022 at 03:42

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Trying to draw a user interface on paper precisely with the font and stuff is difficult

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added on August 10, 2022 at 03:41

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#notsponsored

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added on August 10, 2022 at 03:00

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Bold is the boldest that it can get anywhere* else

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added on August 10, 2022 at 01:54

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Why bold is less bold on mobile

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added on August 10, 2022 at 01:53

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i swear they used react for the app that they want when i use svelte smh

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added on August 10, 2022 at 01:20

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Want to make 1000s money online easily just by promote online game? Join now partner program 50% affiliate pay out money in monthly.

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added on August 10, 2022 at 01:20

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Dumbphone

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added on August 9, 2022 at 23:26

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he’s still here

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added on August 9, 2022 at 21:40

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Galaxy Z Fold 69
Our phone folds.
Once.

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added on August 9, 2022 at 20:51

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Abysmal
Intelligence

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added on August 9, 2022 at 17:53

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