breathe
(manually)

If your calculator can’t handle 9th grade math, what good is it?

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*The joke is that the nonsense is REDACTED, so it is REDACTED

no, me stay at […]

🐦🐦🐦🐦‍⬛

URIP IKU (M)URUP

I want to become a farmer.

The woke left? Without giving goodbye kisses?!/🥺

Spanish verbs with fast shipping

coocaa

make music more musical

borderline nonsensical

The speaker has shared an untranslatable joke, please laugh now.

OMG BRO STOP MAKING EVERYTHING REDACTED THIS IS A REDACTED YOU’RE RUINING MY REDACTED!!!!!!

Scart connection

Or maybe… you could consider polyamory…

I find getting hit more fun than being the one to attack.

Severed from Genericide

I’m happy to the point of flying

AAAAA nobody warned me

Where are you getting rich?

the world will not end with a whisper or a bang, but with a facepalm.

nonsense: maximally bad output

* Risky but convenient

Maybe… you can make that 80s REDACTED with your REDACTED that you always wanted to.

Dreams can come true.

Therefore, losing quality. (*noooo!*)

weird stuff that REDACTED me (compilation)

But how is it done, you ask? Well, it’s just 2 words: Chinese sweatshops.

Kidding!

IM ONLY 22 HRS AWYA:

It’s not comedy gold. It’s comedy diamond

Well, they clearly don’t seem to understand dedicated fantasy roleplaying.

Will cause all sorts of drama, drama, and more drama.

They called it M. Just M.

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… then back to Pb, then to Pr, then to Pb, then to Pr, then to Pb, and after enough of that an ice cold PBR with a PB&J is well deserved.

If you hate grammar, just think of éclairs. Éclair, by the way, is a masculine noun.

French spelling is not very phonetic. The good news, though, is that French generally has more regular pronunciation rules than English.

úwù

Don’t bother to try asking in Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish, Faroese, Icelandic or Sámi. Almost all local people speak English, and will be confused when you try to speak their language – and if you do speak it at a reasonable level, you won’t need this.

Georgia (European country)

14. you must die
18. you will get rich
24. you die easily
28. easy to get rich
168. get rich forever
369. liveliness, longevity, lasting
1358. you will never prosper
2328. easy to procreate and prosper

Keep your expectations as realistically low as possible.

Bukan Piknik, Bukan Wisata, Bukan Jalan-Jalan.

PSA: “Ladies and gentlemen” refers exclusively to bigender folks. If you’re a man, a woman, or a non-bigender nonbinary, you are not included. Thank you.

Society isn’t ready for me.

CARPE SLEEPUM

i don’t want to ‘seize the day’ i want to place it gently back where i found it and go back to bed

Laugh or cry? I can’t decide. (Laugh. You’ll have plenty of opportunity to cry later.)

I’ll find you if you find yourself, please note that you can’t receive the press

Leave it between for you