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“It’s low effort November!!” I think you’re bad at low effort, friend.

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added on November 7, 2025 at 02:09

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Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it.

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added on November 7, 2025 at 02:03

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Sometimes meticulously write nonsense from something fantastical, but usually just take nonsense from stuff.

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added on November 7, 2025 at 02:03

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bisexual hermaphroducing individuals

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added on November 7, 2025 at 01:33

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There are as many as 12,000 species of phones throughout the world.

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added on November 7, 2025 at 01:28

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FOLLOW TO SEE MY CURRENT NONSENSE

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added on November 6, 2025 at 15:13

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Do you also have a friend who’s copying your life? I have a friend who isn’t creative at all - I feel like he’s a life leech or something. Whatever I do that works, he copies it.

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added on November 6, 2025 at 15:12

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eurice

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added on November 6, 2025 at 15:03

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PELAN-PELAN! BANYAK IKAN!

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added on November 6, 2025 at 07:49

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java is the key

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added on November 6, 2025 at 06:06

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Bullying is Not Innovation

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added on November 6, 2025 at 04:03

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ANGRY KITTY!

AGITATED KITTY

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added on November 6, 2025 at 03:35

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I appreciate the offer, but I don’t know how to communicate with the machine.

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added on November 6, 2025 at 03:33

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Caring too much is both your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

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added on November 6, 2025 at 03:32

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you’re algorithmically guilty by default

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added on November 6, 2025 at 03:17

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Good job everyone. Five stars. Would democracy again.
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

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added on November 6, 2025 at 03:02

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GET COUCHED

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added on November 5, 2025 at 18:51

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You must protect your sunset at all times.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 16:56

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No. You’re COOKED!

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added on November 5, 2025 at 16:31

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Look around you. WAKE UP!!! (serj tankian emoji)

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added on November 5, 2025 at 16:24

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If you think about it, even processing nonsense requires a higher level of intelligence.

Sure, anyone can make nonsense, but the best nonsense tend to be from someone who’s intelligent enough to make (non)sense of it.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:55

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Math. Is. Important.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:49

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Do I have to do that?

YES. YOU DO!!!11 🤌🤌🤌

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:45

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i write ALL of my nonsense from top to bottom, start to finish… and i do at LEAST 5 nonsense entries (with LOTS of sentences) a day, so i’m CONSTANTLY writing HUNDREDS of nonsense entries a month… and i don’t struggle to do that WHATSOEVER—AS NOBODY ABOVE THE AGE OF 10 YEARS OLD SHOULD—because i was still a student in school when technology and AI weren’t being overrelied on and that was thought to be the BARE MINIMUM… because it’s EASY! so the fact that TEENAGERS complain about having to write FIVE SENTENCES makes me nauseous!

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:41

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Could you imagine having to write five complete nonsense creative text entries per day as a non-steward contributor?

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:38

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If kids are being illiterate, they won’t be able to read nonsense.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:36

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NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD BE EXPECTED TO TOLERATE NONSENSE EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THEIR LIVES… IT’LL DRIVE THEM CLINICALLY INSANE!

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:34

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This is not a transaction. I’m giving you directions. And if you don’t want to listen, I’m sure you’d like to hear from the principal because doing what is required of you. And completing a task that a superior has given to you is normal and not something that should be rewarded because that’s going to be expected of you every single day of your life. Yes, even when you leave school and get a job.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 15:28

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  • We’re not made from sugar!
  • Yes, there’s no bad weather!
  • Just bad clothing!
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added on November 5, 2025 at 14:12

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the frontbone of this serber is not sense, as it is nonsense

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added on November 5, 2025 at 14:10

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What happened to all the entries?!

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added on November 5, 2025 at 14:08

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  1. Look at the vegetable.
  2. Touch the vegetable.
  3. Sniff the vegetable.
  4. And for the next step: nibble… and spit.
  5. Finally, the last step is: BE THE VEGETABLE!!!

I’M NOT EATING THEM, I AM!!!!!! (congratulations, your autistic person is now farm to table)

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added on November 5, 2025 at 14:06

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I make nonsense out of reality

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:39

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I loved every square centimeter of this. (I use metric to protest the imperial measurement system.)

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:38

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It’s so hard being fictional.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:38

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Life is a performance.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:37

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deep nonsense

is deep nonsense as deep as shallow nonsense? or is shallow nonsense as shallow as deep nonsense

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:37

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I’d like to order the idea of coffee

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:36

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When you’re a true nonsenser, your whole life is simply a nonsense statement.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:36

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Did you know the British accent lives in the front of your mouth?

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:27

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Orange world activities

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added on November 5, 2025 at 13:16

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Noun
nonsense (usually uncountable, plural nonsenses)

Letters or words, in writing or speech, that have no meaning or pattern or seem to have no meaning.
That which is silly, illogical and lacks any meaning, reason or value; that which does not make sense.
Something foolish.
(literature) A type of poetry that contains strange or surreal ideas, as, for example, that written by Edward Lear.
(biology) A damaged DNA sequence whose products are not biologically active, that is, that does nothing.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 11:25

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You don’t make nonsense, you take nonsense

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added on November 5, 2025 at 11:11

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Not everyone wants a square shaped world.

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added on November 5, 2025 at 10:08

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USB Device Went Away

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added on November 5, 2025 at 05:18

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stop being gay and get back to work

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added on November 5, 2025 at 04:42

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A local supercomputer between the size of a Mac mini and a Mac mini. (min maci)

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added on November 4, 2025 at 19:07

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It’s so much fun leaving reality behind!

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added on November 4, 2025 at 09:57

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why be mad when life itself isn’t even a guarantee

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added on November 4, 2025 at 08:07

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAK ADI SAYANG

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added on November 4, 2025 at 07:23

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