You promised the world and I fell for it. 😟😔😥😥😢😭💔😓😞😖😥😢😭💔😞😾💔😓😔😢

💻 🐒
best proprietary software developer

🧠 🫳
⌨️
worst foss developer

casually gets promoted to epic nonsenser

i thought you loved me

you do not have a soul

the walls are watching

the pigs are cooking potatoes with salt

i don’t know who i am

how often do you have to throw up

the problem is that you are ugly

i have used your knife

junior need to study english,
but he really wants to take over the world

she takes off the skirt and the shirt

i am usually a man but sometimes i am a woman

what does “sacrificial victim” mean?

do you have a family

my husband and i have divorced twice already

me when i suddenly become linerly

where can we hide the bodies?

why is it small?

my father does not believe in me

i do not live in france

i am behind you

🧠 lung

😔 - happiness
😏 - anger
😃 - the creepy dude looking through your window

I saw an ant eating an elephant

A fish drowned yesterday

Apple’s $999 stand
$1 - stand
$998 - apple logo

Money
It’s basically crypto if it wasn’t a scam

Me: “i don’t really like the chinese government”
My huawei router:

√0.25²

guys fast question

I used to be a fan, but after that, i’m a whole air conditioner

though it’s always good to verify things when you don’t trust

Yes, i am simp
Super
Intelligent
Monke
Programmer

WHAT IS A COMPUTER?
It’s an iPad
please buy an ipad

Yeah im LGBT
Lets
Go
Be
Terrorists

Yes, i’m a gamer
Gterrorist
A
M
E
R

Congratulations, every website that has an SSL certificate now has DRM!

It’s called “Intel Atom” because it has the power of an atom

Please don’t add this nonsense! Addition of this nonsense without reacting with ☑️ will not be added

the most important criterias to be a metaverse:
● be open (source)
● be federated, even to other metaverses
● be decentralized, not only hosted by one entity

I would definitely want the nonsense galaxy in the metaverse :)

Are you sure you wish to enter a new world?

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.

REMOVE THE TAG

it can be 0 and 1 at the same time

Nonsese is a quantum computer

If Nonsense doesn’t have a gender, that means it is non-binary
Nonsense is a pc
If a pc isn’t binary, then it is ternary
Nonsense uses ternary