due to the state of the economy and political affairs, I have ultimately decided we may get jolly earlier than typical. I will be defrosting Mariah Carey if anyone needs me

the ridiculous name of “olo”

What is “outside”?

the more you buy, the more you save

AI, AI, AI, AI, AI.

What does a CEO do? Uhhh, um, well, they spend 25% of their time on “people and relationships,” 25% on “functional and business unit reviews,” 16% on “organization and culture,” and 21% on “strategy,” with a few percent here and there for things like “professional development.”

Why does everything good have to turn to shit?

I thought solar flares were the biggest threat to our digital infrastructure, but it turns out it’s cloud flares

How many years is the simulation for?

mother i thirst

my autocorrect just changed cishet to cashew and that’s just nutty

getting accelerated must feel so good for the particle

Miracle Of Sedekah

(I make money but fuck money we want LOVE)

In China, not very sweet is the highest praise for dessert!

Why on earth did I just spend $15 on a 120g of sweedish fish?

How do you die safely?

STEAL SHIT!
STEAL FROM CORPOS!
THEY’RE RICH AND YOU’RE NOT
THEY WON’T MISS OVERPRICED FOOD FROM THEIR OVERSTOCKED SHELVES
THEIR EARNINGS ARE YOUR SUFFERING
YOUR MISFORTUNE IS THEIR PROFIT
STEAL FROM THE FAT CATS AT THE TOP TO FEED THE STARVING AT THE BOTTOM

im gonna launch 3 icbm’s at you, as well as 10 tomahawk cruise missiles launched by multiples warships, that are acompanied by a fleet of destroyers and backup ships that will start shelling with heavy artillery aswell as a group of jets with f16s and f15s circling your airspace and dropping bombs, in addition to that outside of your neighbourhood, there are 5 tanks, 18 heavy vehicles, and 100 lightweight vehicles, with all of that there will also be heavy interceptions to your radio & wifi by a specialized unit, aswell as targetting your devices, softlocking them and blowing them up, finally im gonna send a unit of dangerous broming & chlorine, as well as nerve agents inside your home’s ventilations system, and FINALLY finally you’ll be fined 10$ and given a 10 day suspension:3

McDonald’s best friend

炒水蓮
I can’t find on google but it’s delicious

hello Visitor. this is popmart calling to confirm your order of the 67,670 labubus signed by the six seven kingdom of dubai chocolate of $100,067. to confirm this purchase say confirm. to cancel say cancel.

I want to drink strawberry milk.

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I would not be surprised if 红爷 was someone’s bisexual awakening at this point

a hole is the goal

traumatained

来都来了…

Je lui donne une note 7

You’re absolutely right! Great job noticing that ChatGPT is often very prone to praising its users — that observation really cuts right to the heart of the matter!

(I’m about to REDACTED! 🙂)

yg perlu ditanamkan ya integritas dan sdmnya dulu

What do I want to do more often? Being myself every day, without apology or restrictions.

Be your authentic self and Miku will be with you.

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• well I guess you can’t be gay anymore
• Why not bi?
• that requires gay

haha
That’s how I am in my room

General file storage for most types of digital nonsense

• Taxes are essentially just a yearly subscription to the country you live in
• When you ask for someone’s name, you’re essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention
• You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

Wdym November 17 is the day when you unfriend your people?

WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXY LEGGED Ct

sexual attraction to cheesy lesbian romance novels

pilgan

People who are sick shouldn’t have to do hard things. They’re already doing the hard thing, which is being sick.

Submissive

CHA! MAGANERA!

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Don’t worry, they’ll be in line at 3:00 a.m. in the cold for the You Fell For It Again awards too.

Being frustrated late at night that you just want to write a whole rant is something that you can’t just do in the evening when you’re not even in the right mood because of your schedule.