I’m pretty cool but I cry a lot

I meow, therefore I am

There’s always time for nonsense

Inenincreasingly competitiviviroment

TIL that the author is a bit of a troll

G is a bit of a joke

The sky is feeling trans now

you got oil what happens if you get oil?

It just so happens that you’re blue at random!

chaotic nonsense

The exam helped me find out I’m allergic to cats and dogs and houses apparently…

You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.

Your mother and I think you’re hooked on phonics.

I love REDACTED as much as a straight man can love another man

The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

If you can traumatize a REDACTED, that’s insane.

You see the REDACTED drink REDACTED, YOU drink REDACTED.
You see the REDACTED get REDACTED, YOU get REDACTED.

Oh, don’t submit that, we’ll get sued.

I sleep on failure every night.

Sorry cold air is forbidden

You call, we haul.

I can do whatever I want, it’s called free will.

Can you replace the nonsensers with AI too? You can [really] try…

If there’s no junior nonsensers, there won’t be any senior nonsensers.

So when two men love each other a lot… no, it doesn’t have to be two men, but, you know, it normally is.

The pleasure corner in front of your bed, so you can pleasure yourself from your bed… What did I just say?

NONSENSE HAS A NEW VIBE

When I became your employee, I became a full human being.

Now I would be getting more balls in this pocket right here, but it’s totally full of balls.

Bake! Foot stuff! Froggy style!

It’s weird that this qualifies as nonsense.

I love the feeling of using my big REDACTED, you know? Say would you wanna watch me knock in this entire REDACTED of REDACTED? I’ll tell you what, after every time I hit the REDACTED, I’ll say something REDACTED to you. Would you like that? I’ll bet you would.

I love playing REDACTED. It’s a game of REDACTED and REDACTED. I’m a very patient man, and I know just how to hit the spot.

Hope that doesn’t get me in trouble on the internet.

Prosciutto, for instance, is just thin ham, but everyone nuts all over themselves for it? Silliness.

And dogs? Everybody chill out about dogs.

That’s true we’ve got the Swedish Chef out there— out here like woorf woorf woorf woorf woo-woorf woorf woor-berg and Rolf is always like… Uh, what does Rolf sound like?

You’re telling me I gotta sell this traditional goddamn bear to get that watch? A standard little brown-haired auburn bear with a sweet little button face and that tiny heart we make ‘em put in with the stuffing? You want me to sell that bear to get that watch, then goddamn it, I’m gonna bring back the Teddy like I’m fuckin’ Roosevelt.

And what we’re hearing right now is that we will be able to get either Saturday or Sunday off. Provided we attend the entire day at REDACTED.

Hey-hey, ho-ho, we will not be paid in snow!

Why are we diagramming evolution?

Why do we constantly have to work with you?

I am caught in this morpheous goo of not knowing what I’m becoming but knowing what I left behind… Like there’s no position more existential than the middle.

What sort of Twin Peaks nightmare did we stumble into with that one?

• It’s been a rocky quarter across the sector.
• Everyone’s poor now! You’re all poor!

I’m so sorry, Sam. They are called Heelies.

The two things that say rad: weed and Wheelies.

I can’t close on narwhals if corporate’s not giving us any unicorns!

Now my face might be burning, but is it really on fire if I can still produce… two doves?

Remember, the commemorative Hookah Hookah Ice Sculpture Contest Luau on deck five has been canceled, because deck five is gone!

My feed will never recover.