technically we’re just smearing hope in a pan

do I really need to know?

coming home, soon

your words did not go unheated

Number 6 Institute

go get your money, go get your money 🎶

It’s important to understand the difference between fusion cuisine and confusion cuisine.

There’s actually 10 circles of Hell.
The tenth one being LinkedIn.

wait what you wanna f me?

Live, Laugh, Carp

You could do the logical thing and contribute nonsense.

Why are u crying?
GRAB ITS WEEWEE AND TWIST IT!

You are saying things that make my brain say

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am denser than lead

anything is research if you don’t ask your ethics board

I’m scared of being famous but I love people sharing my nonsense.

i’m trusting you as much i’m trusting the goberment

G I M M I E S E X -No Control, Manuel

What if everyone
at once?

That is called:

It’s bad.
Really bad.

Is this the life that you want?

hows life so far from 0-10 with 0 being wanting to die and 10 being the definition of happy

you have 3 days, 6 hours , 49 minutes 15 seconds and 8.8 milseconds before you explode

AKTIVASI & STIMULASI OTAK

“MAAF MENUNGGU, KAMI SAJIKAN IKAN PALING SEGAR UNTUK ANDA”

effrontase

siumeryet tcv

super senpai slash
super splash

porak can suck my bodyfluids

toko time

kabur MASALAH JIWA

puncak komedi

Spirit of nonsense, yes we can!

Kamu dari pegunungan mana?

Taking a quick break from Stuff I Need To Do to do some nonsensing because as I headed to bed last night I promised nonsense and some things can’t wait.

Brace yourselves.

council juice = tap water

AI wrote that line, by the way.

What brought you here today?

Hey, you got to monetize somehow.

MY GIRL DO GOOD FEET

Make zesty straight boys great again.

don’t be broke in 2026. (proceeds to introduce a subscription)

I mean, he came for apples, but he may have left with something much better. That’s actually a win in my book.

They want to get married? Your wives are UNDERGROUND

sweet cherry time

THE GÖMBÖC SIMPLY WANTS MORE.

Welcome to Nontrinsic. [fail]

Severed severe pain

Ubuntu-buffer alias activated

Get rid of your Android-powered iPhone.

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