No I am still downstairs fondling the landlady

auto erect! Autocorrect!!!

Dad and I fondled ourselves for the first time last night. We didn’t get good results. Nothing came up.

I’m eating lots of peanuts so you better stay away! Definitely not REDACTED.

Adding nonsense all while getting laid!!!

1 more beer then we’re lesbian. (Although that is how it happened for me.)

Please do not f goats, you guys. It’s not right.

I’m going to jump off from this platform now.

I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.

I’ll get to spend my days humping animals and that makes me happy :)

Wow. Helping. I definitely meant helping.

Or want me to oil you up?

PICK YOU UP! WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP!

Everybody knows what LOL means, right?

Just barfing a plane. Call in 2 hours.

Clumsy Thumbsy :)

Gorilla
GIRL

You would not believe the day I had

I devoured a baby in a cab

YOU ARE NOT POSING FOR PLAYBOY OVER MY DEAD BODY KATHLEEN. Oh wait until your father hears this.

I’m coming and I have treats… Ya, I snack on prostitutes.

Pringles! Not prostitutes. LOL

There’s a burglar in the house!
No there’s a burglar in the house!!!
There’s a S Q U I R R E L in the house.

Hey! They don’t open until 11. We are around the corner killing Tim.

Why does your phone know the word ladybits? Where’s that come from…

I’m just heating up some ladybits for your father.

Castle, not casket!

I definitely do not want you in a casket.

Liquid (Gl)ass

🐋 Hi, I’m DeepSeek. How can I help you today?

One has been physically and psychologically tortured for more than 6 months.

time to become mochi

don’t get fried

If you are looking for nonsense, it was probably lost to time.

Serve with a side of pain and suffering. Bon appétit!

It is recommended to pay your local goth girl a visit.

MOTION ! ! !

when does bromance become love

how I wonder what you are

pokemon kids TV!

no nasi, no kenyang

ayé ayé

control your boyfriend

What’s More Nonsense? Click to Choose.

Were we let in for our looks? No. Will we be judged on them? Yes.

Do you buy this latest invention of nonsense?

And no, the pain cave has nothing to do with BDSM. It’s a lot more boring than that. Like, a lot more boring.

CC

Were the wanking facilities to your satisfaction?

Notre dawet (seger puol)

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

When vibrate or beep
Please bring me back

tak diskon maka tak sayang

unfortunately, I am aware in multiple languages