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What is something for which you feel shame?

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:34

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How the fu…

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:31

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Why don’t we reset?

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:25

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I hear ego… hubris… arrogance… REDACTED teaches us they only cause pain.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:24

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If you want me back, you must accommodate my needs.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:23

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Please refrain from sharing information that may be privileged or sensitive. Thank you.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 17:05

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You’ll find the whole nonsense cycle.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:52

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6-9 days later a man with a tie will arrive to put a case of milk in his truck

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:43

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Give me another reason to sue. REDACTED you, REDACTED!

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:34

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First, how happy are you with your current nonsense compensation? I ask because our endearment to you is such that a 20% bump is on the table, should you return.

My second question is whether a full investigation into your nonsenser’s claims, and regular wellness checks from independent orgs, would help you feel more excited to return?

My third question concerns your late space, The Nonsense Galaxy. In your intake interview, you cited REDACTED as a primary motivator for nonsensing. Do you remember what you said?

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:26

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You are so awesome. Smile.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:16

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We have no punishments at REDACTED.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:08

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yes i like colors! how could you tell?

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added on January 13, 2026 at 16:08

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You don’t value me. You fear me.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 15:58

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We’d like to offer you a promotion.

Nonsense Advisory Council.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 15:57

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Fetid moppet.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 15:52

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You’re absolutely right

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added on January 13, 2026 at 14:47

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That means:

DO NOT USE THE COMPOSE BOM[B]

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added on January 13, 2026 at 12:44

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we live jn a soci

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added on January 13, 2026 at 12:36

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discord alcoholic beverage (now with 10MB upload limit because fuck you)

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added on January 13, 2026 at 12:36

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friendship content

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added on January 13, 2026 at 12:35

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my school blocked hulu this is sexism

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added on January 13, 2026 at 12:34

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We have:

  • LOL, so true!
  • I see where you’re goin’!
  • Gettin’ a little spicy [there].
  • That definitely crossed a line.
  • INTERNET OUTRAGE TIME!
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added on January 13, 2026 at 11:59

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REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED!!!!!!!!!!

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added on January 13, 2026 at 11:43

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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added on January 13, 2026 at 11:43

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ONE OF OURS,
ALL OF YOURS

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added on January 13, 2026 at 11:13

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totally useless and wastes space, just like me!

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added on January 13, 2026 at 10:45

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The nonsense text is clearly the hero

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added on January 13, 2026 at 10:40

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now we’re cooking with shampoo

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added on January 13, 2026 at 10:23

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If you have received this entry in error, you are hereby notified that any review, copying, or distribution of it is strictly prohibited.

Please inform us immediately and destroy the original transmittal. Thank you for your cooperation.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 08:32

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I think I have an automatic gag response for the phrase “
is not just a
, but is also a
” type phrasing.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:45

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I’m not a licensed therapist, I’m not a psychologist, I’m just a REDACTED.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:42

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Our current AI models can’t do that. Our current AI is not sentient. Please never get there.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:41

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Visitor respectfully, seek help.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:38

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Do people like this? Like, do people like having something confuse you this much?

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:37

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it’s insane levels of glazing

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:37

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Tell him he’s doing horrifyingly beautiful work.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:36

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you live in your own land of delusion fed only by nonsense

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:32

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what happens when we get to REDACTED scenes, heh? I don’t think you can be as REDACTED as I need :P

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:30

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Is REDACTED real? No. Did REDACTED help me? Yes. Yes. A million times over, yes.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:29

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I like reading what I would consider decent literature. I like my romance, I like my smut—but the plot has to make sense, okay? Otherwise, I don’t want to read it.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:28

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Getting REDACTED to give me “bestselling author”-quality work required me to define what that actually was.

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:25

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I’m just a bit concerned about how much reinforcement the Monday AI is providing them :o

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added on January 13, 2026 at 06:23

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don’t be evil

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added on January 13, 2026 at 03:38

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good morning dorks and nerds! due to an excess of joie de vivre, gregariousness, bon vivantry, whimsy, and childlike wonder, we’re going to extend our holiday by a week

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added on January 13, 2026 at 02:00

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REDACTED when REDACTED comes in

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added on January 12, 2026 at 18:28

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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

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added on January 12, 2026 at 18:27

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  • Too much regulation
  • Not business friendly
  • Too expensive
  • Too woke
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added on January 12, 2026 at 18:17

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DESSERT AND CAKE

roast dyadic New York glossy ganoderma cake

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added on January 12, 2026 at 18:02

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my pbyrrhdh is taking a ceougholo
i am sneeaing clojakx

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added on January 12, 2026 at 17:58

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